[Screened from Children]

[fomicry_genius]

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[[ooc: But I couldn't bear to truly delete it, so~ it's still here, merely not accepting replies.]]

It would seem that Gailardia is ready to have sex.

Everyone, feel free to congratulate him. But do try not to give him performance anxiety, hmm? &hearts

Now, any volunteers?

Oop~ Oh dear.

Perhaps not just yet.

[[ooc: You

Comments

[easygoing_guy]

..................!?!

[[SPONTANEOUS BRAIN DEATH. But yes, I knew exactly what I was getting into. ♥ Aw, so thoughtful of you to have duct tape ready. ^^]]

[fomicry_genius]

You convinced me this public service announcement was entirely necessary.

[[&hearts]]

[easygoing_guy]

I--I didn't mean you should--!

--Volunteers?!

[[^^]]

[fomicry_genius]

One can't accomplish it alone, of course.

[bishi_fan]

You sir are horrible and I love it *laughs*

[fomicry_genius]

Oh? Just trying to be at my most helpful, of course.

Why thank you.

[allwillbemine]

These things are made to be worked at, not instantaneous.

[fomicry_genius]

Is that so. How fascinating.

[allwillbemine]

At least, some people'd be annoyed if he got a volunteer in a snap.

[fomicry_genius]

Oh? I believe it would be understandable.

He's an attractive enough young man.

[fufufufufu]

You're a pedophile.

[fomicry_genius]

That is not a light accusation.

Fortunately, it is also not a correct accusation.

[fufufufufu]

You really want to touch Guy.

[fomicry_genius]

Is that so?

[fonmasterfake]

Jade, are you sure this is appropriate subject material to post publicly?

[fomicry_genius]

Ah, Fon Master.

[Screened]

Excuse my being blunt, but I assume I am speaking to the replica of Ion? It has become confusing as of late, what with your initial disappearance.

And I'm sure Guy can handle a bit of well-meant teasing.

[Screened]

[fonmasterfake]

Yes, that is correct. I understand how it would be confusing, as the Original Fon Master was present for some time, and then there's Florian.

True. I'm only concerned, since not everyone would want to read such a thing.

Re: [Screened]

[fomicry_genius]

Not only that, Fon Master, but I assure you this is your second appearance here. Apologies for my confusion.

I'm afraid, with the information that floats around here, that it could be considered chaste. However, Fon Master, you may indeed be correct. While I do not believe it is a concept that should be readily hidden, I will indeed screen it from younger audiences if you deem that is the best course of action.