The Murder of Mr. Five-Card-Stud

[fonda5150]

I married a wonderful man. He’s funny, hardworking, loving, a good father, everything I could have wished for. Unfortunately, however, the wonderful part doesn’t negate the fact that he’s still a man, and as such still possesses male qualities that are less than desirable to most women. Recently, I became aware of one of these qualities in my

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[binaryprecision]

This is the funniest thing I have EVER read. No really, I am sitting here at work laughing hysterically at my desk. LOL. I can't believe you were so clever to think something like this up!! If I ever had the opportunity to think something like this up, I'm so transparent that my hubby would know something was up. But oh man, that is priceless. You're my hero! :-D

[fonda5150]

Thanks...it was better than paying for a funeral.

[happyconfusion]

::Standing Ovation::
You absolutely have made my day today. I laughed throughout the entire thing.
Thank you for making me smile. :)

[fonda5150]

Your welcome. And thanks for the Standing "O".

[carmy_w]

YOU WIN THE INTERNETS!

[fonda5150]

LOL, why thank you.

In honor of this award, I'd like to thank my loving husband, without whom I'd certainly run out of things to write about.

[snowbitch]

Wow! you are really good.

If it was me, I would have been furious and I am not sure if my husband would be able to walk!~

[fonda5150]

Pride wounds last longer, and you can't be arrested for assault and battery.

[of_salfarro]

lol, just watch out about posting people's real IMs and stuff on LJ, particularly public posts.

[fonda5150]

Both of them were changed...for just that reason!