My vagina hurts.
Not the vag itself, but the pubic area. It feels like I pulled a muscle.
I know this is TMI, which is why I decided to share.

This is my ideal threeway

After I pop this thing out of me, I am hoping to start a great life for her ( Read more... )

WTF?
THE HAIR????
Holy crap ...
I think it's a wig

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So, I'm thinking out loud right now. I'm getting my baby shower prepared and have some thoughts on it ( Read more... )

So, there is now a Saavs sandwich in my top 8 with Billy and Jenna Jameson as the bread.
I thought she would appreciate this.

So, I know what my mom feels like when I don't call.
I know the worry she's going through
Lorelei hasn't moved in like 12 hours and I'm freaking.
She didn't even keep me up last night.
I think she's starting to wake up now.
Thank God...
Jesus, I'm already becoming my mother.

My daughter, well hopefully not, but someone ELSES daughter will have the chance to walk into the drug store, grab the Morning after pill, and stay preggo free. My daughter will be a virgin until she is married. (LOL)
Also, in her science books, there will be one less planet. ONLY 8 PLANETS!!!
Crazy day

Trivia ( Read more... )

The manager at Sam Goody in Jasper is British. I hope he works tomorrow, because I believe hearing him talk will make my whole week. :)