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Nothing is in my mind ( Read more... )

Dear Diary,

"SILENCE, WENCH!" *twitch*
"Prepare to die, wench." *eye twitch*
"Suffer my wrath, wench." *nose twitch*
"Die, wench." *mouth twitches in a queer way*

"twitch" - what an interesting word.

-Jon

Dear Diary,

... waking me up at 8 am to mow the lawn... crazy bastards shouting out their windows at me.

... chasing dumb children in circles... or am I the dumb one?

... football conditioning... good thing it was raining.

There. Took 3 showers in one day. Beat that, you silly girls.

-Jon

Dear Diary ( Read more... )

Dear Diary,

This is so complicated...

Do have a nice day.

-Jon