So y’know how there’s these slightly unsettling McDonald’s-themed playsets?
And then, you remember that 1980’s toy called Slime?
The two could be combined into a different kind of fast food toy.
There’d be a row of pans filled with orange Slime (because orange chicken), each with a spoon in it. And you’d slide trays down the line and fling two spoonfuls of glop on each. *splorch!* *splorch!* Then upsell them on eggrolls and XXXL sodas.