Give the Past a Slip

[foofers]

I’m getting a vibe that some of the other Serious Krampus Troupe Performers™ dislike my suit because it’s not “traditional.”

Tradition is the hand-me-downs of what people did with what they had when they had it, nothing god-given. Dead goats were de rigueur in the 1600s. It’s now 2014, we have LEDs and resin and fake fur. It’s time for new

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[gorn_captain]

There can't be a Krampus clique in the states already? Or are you talking about Europe? They should piss off either way. ;)

I'll bet those dead goat suits smell worse than anything on the third day of a furry con.

Speaking of cons, are you going to Son of Monsterpalooza next weekend?

[foofers]

Stateside, yeah. I'm kinda just being funny, because it was on Facebook and everyone knows that's a cesspool.

Won't be at Son of Monsterpalooza. None of the guests or events really jumped out at me this time 'round.

[wyoon]

Time to flaunt it even more. :)

[foofers]

Agreed! Also: get basket and bells for Vincent. Do it! Do it now! Kids are tender and chewy!

[svashtar]

See, Krampus needs horns, a tongue, a basket full of bad kids, a whipping stick, and menace.

That's it. And pretty much in that order.

There's your tradition.