Okay, so I’m like 12…

[foofers]

…but I still think these headlines are hilarious. And I suspect reporters are intentionally using tangentially scatological phrases (“scoop up,” etc.) about it on purpose. Because butte nugget.

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[svashtar]

Because like you, reporters are all 12.

And farts are hilarious too.

[foofers]

You're mocking me, aren't you?

Butte head!

[svashtar]

I'm srs.