At Frodo's Party..
The things you do when you are extremely drunk...
Merry: Whats up your sleeve eh?
Pippin: *checks* huh?
Merry: I knew you were going to do that. You are so predictable. *laughs*
Pippin: Hey i am drunk, o'course i am predictable! hyuuck *snort*
Merry: oh.. why am I not drunk? whats going on with this picture?
Pippin: I.. dunno O_O
Pippin: *hands you a mug of ale* Here
Pippin: get drunk
Merry: *takes* Thanks *chugs*
Merry: -two hours later- *swings arms around spilling ale everywhere* Sos I tellsim' thatzzz not it you goin za wrong WAY HEEheHEE! *HIC* then he zayz.. DON'T GO THERE!! AHhaHAhaHAHA!! *falls*
Pippin: Merrehh.. *hic* Are you.. allright?
Pippin: *poke*
Pippin: *burps*
Merry: eh? Mom? zat you??? *tries to get back up and falls again, finally gets back up and looks around* oh *looks at you* your not mom.. how DARE YOU TRickz me! *holds up finger* Izshkeeel yooou..
Pippin: *bites your finger* Stooop that
Pippin: *licks finger..tastes like alcohol* ¬_¬
Merry: oo! hoo hoo! stop that ee hee hee! that tickles! *giggles*
Merry: continue pleazeseses
Merry: ¬¬
Pippin: Ok *licklicklick suck* Wait *dips your finger in the mug of ale* there *lick lick lick suck nibble*
Merry: *giggles madly* oh wait.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Pippin: What? *stops*
Merry: I-I'm not sure atall.. I thought I *falls backwards* zzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz
Pippin: Mmm he fell asleep! *crosses arms and frowns*
Pippin: *poke poke*
Merry: *swings still alseep* no NO!!.. huh?.. oh. hehe.. zZZZZZzzzZZZZ now?...mmm..in front of everyone?.....ZZZZzzzalrightthen... ZZZZZZZzzzzz
Pippin: Anywaysss.. *takes advantage of drunk sleeping Merry*
Pippin: *unbuttons his shirt*
Pippin: heeeheeehaaarrheeeh *hics*
Merry: *SNORES*!!!!!! *sits up super quick* WHAT?!! ... ohh... *falls back hard*
Pippin: No- thing *innocent*
Pippin: Oh he fell asleep again *unbuttons shirt*
Pippin: meheeheeeheehee
Pippin: *keeps unbuttoning shirt*
Pippin: meeeheeheeehee
Pippin: *keeps unbuttoningshirt*
Pippin: nmeeeenmeeeeheeeheehee
OOC: Hey! Drunken people repeat stuff all the time! Trust me! I have experience in those matters ¬_¬
Pippin: *finally unbuttons shirt* wh00!
Pippin: now .. what? *hic*
Merry: *eyes slightly open (still half asleep)* huh? what? whats going on?? aww but.. I thought you said... zzzzZZZ !!! *wakes up and looks around* -hic- Pippiin.. what happened? -hic- *looks down and realize shirt unbuttoned and looks at you* -HIC-
Pippin: Hallo Merry! *waves frantically, smiling goofily at you*
Pippin: UR NIPPLES ARE SHOWING! :-o
Merry: OH NO!!! :-O:-O:-O
Pippin: :o
Pippin: MERRY YOU'RE *hic* INDECENT!
Merry: SO I AM!!! whatever *hic* shall I *hic* DOOO!!
Pippin: *hic* ok
Pippin: *takes shirt off*
Pippin: LETZ JOIN
Pippin: *takes clothes off, drunkenly runs naked across the room , lasses and ladies are shrieking all over the party* W000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Pippin: *runs* w00
Merry: HAHAHAH loookzes like fun! *strips and runs around madly as well*
*Hobbitesses are shrieking around the room, some of them, the most bold ones are enjoying the show*
Random Hobbitess 1: OOOOHHH *goggly eyes* This is the best party ever *fans self*
Random Hobbitess 2: *looks at her* What in heavens are you saying? *blushes*
Pippin: Merry! We *hic* are giving quite a show!
Merry: *hic* yes we are! *wiggles*
Pippin: *smacks*
Pippin: SHAKE IT!
Merry: HAHA *shakes it*
Pippin: *slips off and lands on his butt* Ack!
Merry: *laughs* Pippin! here -hic- *lifts you up*
Pippin: Oh thanks!
Pippin: *shivers* I feel cold
Pippin: air in strange places ¬_¬
Pippin: MERRY, WE ARE NAKED! *hic*
Merry: YES WE ARE!!! and hobbits are staring! as well *laughs*
Pippin: *covers delicate bits, blushing*
Pippin: Oh Estella and Diamond! THEY'RE HERE! *waves with both hands.. uncovering self without noticing*
Pippin: *grins*
Pippin: *goes serious and with eyes wide open realizes that and covers himself again* Ooops
Merry: HAHAHA whooo! *spins*
Pippin: *blushes bright red*
Pippin: I think my drunkeness faded! *squeezes eyes shut*
Hobbitess: YEAH BABY!
Merry: *still spinning* oooooo!!! huh *stops* ACCK!! *falls hard on the floor*
Pippin: Merry! Are you allright?
Pippin: *points and laughs*
Pippin: HAHAHA
Merry: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pippin: What?
Pippin: O_o
Pippin: Yikes! that's gotta hurt!! O_O
Merry: *can't get up too much pain*
Pippin: *Lifts head and notices the horney hobbitesses are standing up, talking to each other something and then looking at them with lusty eyes*
Pippin: Eeehh MErry.. *shakes his arm* yes you have to get up,, beecaaaaausseee
Pippin: *points at horney hobbitesses getting ready to chase them*
Merry: *still face down* Pip? I can't get up.. and *winces in pain* I don't want to at the moment.. I am in serious pain... arrhasg!
Pippin: Merryyyyy *helps him to stand up* RUN MERRY RUN!
Pippin: *Pulls Merry up and forces him to rum as the hobbitesses start to run behind them*
Pippin: *run
Merry: AAHHHOOOOOWWWW!!!! AHH!! PIPPIN!! why the bloody hell are we running?!! Stop it!!
Pippin: LOOK BEHIND YOUR BACK! *quickens his pace*
Merry: *looks back* h-hey.. whats wrong with them? o_O
Random Hobbitess: OOOHH.. <3<3<3! *runs*
Pippin: EEEK!
Merry: Pippin..will you please tell me what is wrong with them?!!!! WHY ARE THEY CHASING US?!!
Pippin: BECAUSE .. I DUNNO! KEEP RUNNING!
Pippin: *hides behind a tree with him and the flock of horney hobbitesses run passing by without seeing them*
Merry: *looks at Pippin* Pippin?? ....BLOODY HELL! whats going on?? You must know something!!
Pippin: *sighs in relief*
Pippin: I dunno! Perhaps they wanted to kick our asses because we were being indecent *clueless*
Merry: oh.. *blinks* ... hmm I don't remember how I became 'indecent' *sighs* Come on Pip.. lets get into some clothes before they come back.
Pippin: *raises eyebrow and looks at you from head to toes*
Pippin: mmmm
Merry: what? *looks at self* what do I have something on me? *keeps checking*
Pippin: No.. actually.. you are very very fine
Merry: oh.. okay.. *looks at you weirdly* then what is the matter with you? *chuckles*
Pippin: Nothing :-P
Merry: hmm.. I don't believe you but for once. I will leave it at that. *laughs*
Pippin: Don't you realize i am checking you up! And i thought i was slow! *pokes*
Merry: Oh.... haha *smiles conceitedly* of course you are.. *few minutes later* oh NO!! I'm turning into YOU!! and HEY!!! stop with the poking!!
Pippin: Would you rather being touched? >=D
Pippin: *wiggles eyebrows*
Merry: oh.. well of course.. *smirks*
Pippin: *drags you behind the bushes* teeheeehee
Yes that was fun! But NOW ITS PAYBACK TIME!! You guys think i didn't notice about tne make up and the pictures earlier that night? WELL I DID! *plots revenge and cackles evily*
Merry: Whats up your sleeve eh?
Pippin: *checks* huh?
Merry: I knew you were going to do that. You are so predictable. *laughs*
Pippin: Hey i am drunk, o'course i am predictable! hyuuck *snort*
Merry: oh.. why am I not drunk? whats going on with this picture?
Pippin: I.. dunno O_O
Pippin: *hands you a mug of ale* Here
Pippin: get drunk
Merry: *takes* Thanks *chugs*
Merry: -two hours later- *swings arms around spilling ale everywhere* Sos I tellsim' thatzzz not it you goin za wrong WAY HEEheHEE! *HIC* then he zayz.. DON'T GO THERE!! AHhaHAhaHAHA!! *falls*
Pippin: Merrehh.. *hic* Are you.. allright?
Pippin: *poke*
Pippin: *burps*
Merry: eh? Mom? zat you??? *tries to get back up and falls again, finally gets back up and looks around* oh *looks at you* your not mom.. how DARE YOU TRickz me! *holds up finger* Izshkeeel yooou..
Pippin: *bites your finger* Stooop that
Pippin: *licks finger..tastes like alcohol* ¬_¬
Merry: oo! hoo hoo! stop that ee hee hee! that tickles! *giggles*
Merry: continue pleazeseses
Merry: ¬¬
Pippin: Ok *licklicklick suck* Wait *dips your finger in the mug of ale* there *lick lick lick suck nibble*
Merry: *giggles madly* oh wait.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Pippin: What? *stops*
Merry: I-I'm not sure atall.. I thought I *falls backwards* zzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz
Pippin: Mmm he fell asleep! *crosses arms and frowns*
Pippin: *poke poke*
Merry: *swings still alseep* no NO!!.. huh?.. oh. hehe.. zZZZZZzzzZZZZ now?...mmm..in front of everyone?.....ZZZZzzzalrightthen... ZZZZZZZzzzzz
Pippin: Anywaysss.. *takes advantage of drunk sleeping Merry*
Pippin: *unbuttons his shirt*
Pippin: heeeheeehaaarrheeeh *hics*
Merry: *SNORES*!!!!!! *sits up super quick* WHAT?!! ... ohh... *falls back hard*
Pippin: No- thing *innocent*
Pippin: Oh he fell asleep again *unbuttons shirt*
Pippin: meheeheeeheehee
Pippin: *keeps unbuttoning shirt*
Pippin: meeeheeheeehee
Pippin: *keeps unbuttoningshirt*
Pippin: nmeeeenmeeeeheeeheehee
OOC: Hey! Drunken people repeat stuff all the time! Trust me! I have experience in those matters ¬_¬
Pippin: *finally unbuttons shirt* wh00!
Pippin: now .. what? *hic*
Merry: *eyes slightly open (still half asleep)* huh? what? whats going on?? aww but.. I thought you said... zzzzZZZ !!! *wakes up and looks around* -hic- Pippiin.. what happened? -hic- *looks down and realize shirt unbuttoned and looks at you* -HIC-
Pippin: Hallo Merry! *waves frantically, smiling goofily at you*
Pippin: UR NIPPLES ARE SHOWING! :-o
Merry: OH NO!!! :-O:-O:-O
Pippin: :o
Pippin: MERRY YOU'RE *hic* INDECENT!
Merry: SO I AM!!! whatever *hic* shall I *hic* DOOO!!
Pippin: *hic* ok
Pippin: *takes shirt off*
Pippin: LETZ JOIN
Pippin: *takes clothes off, drunkenly runs naked across the room , lasses and ladies are shrieking all over the party* W000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Pippin: *runs* w00
Merry: HAHAHAH loookzes like fun! *strips and runs around madly as well*
*Hobbitesses are shrieking around the room, some of them, the most bold ones are enjoying the show*
Random Hobbitess 1: OOOOHHH *goggly eyes* This is the best party ever *fans self*
Random Hobbitess 2: *looks at her* What in heavens are you saying? *blushes*
Pippin: Merry! We *hic* are giving quite a show!
Merry: *hic* yes we are! *wiggles*
Pippin: *smacks*
Pippin: SHAKE IT!
Merry: HAHA *shakes it*
Pippin: *slips off and lands on his butt* Ack!
Merry: *laughs* Pippin! here -hic- *lifts you up*
Pippin: Oh thanks!
Pippin: *shivers* I feel cold
Pippin: air in strange places ¬_¬
Pippin: MERRY, WE ARE NAKED! *hic*
Merry: YES WE ARE!!! and hobbits are staring! as well *laughs*
Pippin: *covers delicate bits, blushing*
Pippin: Oh Estella and Diamond! THEY'RE HERE! *waves with both hands.. uncovering self without noticing*
Pippin: *grins*
Pippin: *goes serious and with eyes wide open realizes that and covers himself again* Ooops
Merry: HAHAHA whooo! *spins*
Pippin: *blushes bright red*
Pippin: I think my drunkeness faded! *squeezes eyes shut*
Hobbitess: YEAH BABY!
Merry: *still spinning* oooooo!!! huh *stops* ACCK!! *falls hard on the floor*
Pippin: Merry! Are you allright?
Pippin: *points and laughs*
Pippin: HAHAHA
Merry: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pippin: What?
Pippin: O_o
Pippin: Yikes! that's gotta hurt!! O_O
Merry: *can't get up too much pain*
Pippin: *Lifts head and notices the horney hobbitesses are standing up, talking to each other something and then looking at them with lusty eyes*
Pippin: Eeehh MErry.. *shakes his arm* yes you have to get up,, beecaaaaausseee
Pippin: *points at horney hobbitesses getting ready to chase them*
Merry: *still face down* Pip? I can't get up.. and *winces in pain* I don't want to at the moment.. I am in serious pain... arrhasg!
Pippin: Merryyyyy *helps him to stand up* RUN MERRY RUN!
Pippin: *Pulls Merry up and forces him to rum as the hobbitesses start to run behind them*
Pippin: *run
Merry: AAHHHOOOOOWWWW!!!! AHH!! PIPPIN!! why the bloody hell are we running?!! Stop it!!
Pippin: LOOK BEHIND YOUR BACK! *quickens his pace*
Merry: *looks back* h-hey.. whats wrong with them? o_O
Random Hobbitess: OOOHH.. <3<3<3! *runs*
Pippin: EEEK!
Merry: Pippin..will you please tell me what is wrong with them?!!!! WHY ARE THEY CHASING US?!!
Pippin: BECAUSE .. I DUNNO! KEEP RUNNING!
Pippin: *hides behind a tree with him and the flock of horney hobbitesses run passing by without seeing them*
Merry: *looks at Pippin* Pippin?? ....BLOODY HELL! whats going on?? You must know something!!
Pippin: *sighs in relief*
Pippin: I dunno! Perhaps they wanted to kick our asses because we were being indecent *clueless*
Merry: oh.. *blinks* ... hmm I don't remember how I became 'indecent' *sighs* Come on Pip.. lets get into some clothes before they come back.
Pippin: *raises eyebrow and looks at you from head to toes*
Pippin: mmmm
Merry: what? *looks at self* what do I have something on me? *keeps checking*
Pippin: No.. actually.. you are very very fine
Merry: oh.. okay.. *looks at you weirdly* then what is the matter with you? *chuckles*
Pippin: Nothing :-P
Merry: hmm.. I don't believe you but for once. I will leave it at that. *laughs*
Pippin: Don't you realize i am checking you up! And i thought i was slow! *pokes*
Merry: Oh.... haha *smiles conceitedly* of course you are.. *few minutes later* oh NO!! I'm turning into YOU!! and HEY!!! stop with the poking!!
Pippin: Would you rather being touched? >=D
Pippin: *wiggles eyebrows*
Merry: oh.. well of course.. *smirks*
Pippin: *drags you behind the bushes* teeheeehee
Yes that was fun! But NOW ITS PAYBACK TIME!! You guys think i didn't notice about tne make up and the pictures earlier that night? WELL I DID! *plots revenge and cackles evily*