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PROBABLY TEH MOST FMOUS SCEINTIFIC AQUATION OF AL TIEM FIRST DARIEVD BY AINST3IN IS DA R3LATIONSHIP E = MC2
THIS1!1!111 OMG WTF TELS US TEH ENERGY COR3SPONDNG 2 A MAS M AT RAST!1!!11! WUT THIS MAANS IS TAHT WHEN MAS DISAPAARS FOR 3XMPLA IN A NUCLEAR FISION PROCES THIS MOUNT OF ENERGY MUST AP3AR IN SOME OTHER FORM!11111!1 OMG WTF IT ALSO T3LS US TEH 2TAL 3N3RGY OF A PARTICL3 OF MAS M SITNG AT R3ST
EINSTEIN!!!111 WTF LOL ALSO SHOW3D TAHT DA CORECT R3LATIVISTIC AXPR3SION FOR TEH 3NERGY OF A PARTICL3 OF MAS M WIT MOM3NTUM P IS A2 = M2C4 + P2C2!11!! WTF LOL THIS IS A K3Y EQUATION FOR ANY RAAL PARTICLA GIVNG DA RELATIONSHIP BTWEN ITS 3NERGY (3) MOM3NTUM ( P) AND ITS RAST MAS (M)!!!!1!! WTF
IF W3 SUBSTITUTE TEH 3QUATION FOR P IN2 DA EQUATION FOR 3 ABOVE WIT A LITLE ALGABRA WE GAT 3 = GMMA MC2 SO EN3RGY IS GMMA TIEMS REST 3N3RGY1!!11111 LOL (NOTIEC AGANE TAHT IF WE CAL TEH QUANTITY M =GMMA M TEH MAS OF DA PARTICLE TH3N 3 = MC2 APLEIS FOR ANY PARTICLE BUT REMEMBR PARTICLE PHYSICISTS DONT DO TAHT)!11!1
LETS DO A CALCULATION!11! OMG WTF LOL DA REST 3NERGY OF AN 3L3CTRON IS 0511!!1 OMG WTF LOL M3V11!1111 OMG WTF LOL AS WE SAW EARLEIR WHAN AN ELECTRON HAS GONE ABOUT 10 FET ALONG TEH SLAC LINAC IT HAS A SPED OF 09C111!!1!1 WTF LOL AND A GMMA OF 709!11!!11! LOL THEIR USNG DA EQUATION E = GMMA X DA REST 3N3RGY W3 CAN SE TAHT TEH EL3CTRONS 3NARGY AFTAR TEN FET OF TRAEVL IS 70911!!!111 WTF X 051111! MAV = 36211!1 WTF LOL MEV!1!11 OMG WTF AT TEH END OF TEH LINAC WH3R3 GMMA = 1000 TEH AN3RGY OF DA ALECTRON IS 1000 X 051!11!!11! OMG WTF LOL MAV = 511!11!!!! WTF GAV!1!1111 OMG WTF LOL