Go away.Don't go away mad, just go away. Make like a tree and leave. I'm busy right now. This is not a good time. Not tonight, I have a headache. Fugedabawdit. Later. I need my space. Some other time, perhaps. Put an egg in your shoe and beat it. I said get away son, you bother me. Out of my mind, back in 5 minutes. Gotta run. How can I miss you ( Read more... )

They never explain it to you. All the stories and their happy endings. They always end much too soon. Just when the real work is beginning. You see it all around. No plan for what to do when the good fight is won. When the great goal you've striven for for years is achieved. The giant is slain, Rumpelstiltskin gets his foot trapped in the ( Read more... )

WARNING! WARNING! DANGER WILL ROBINSON ( Read more... )

I wish I was smarter. I wish I could fly. I wish women felt safer on the streets. I wish I was handsomer. I wish man was more peaceful animal.I wish I was thinner. I wish I had the power to cloud men's minds. I wish I was richer. I wish I ruled the world. I wish I were healthier. I wish it stopped snowing. I wish the cat would come home. I wish I ( Read more... )

They aren't like you and me. They might look the same but don't be fooled. They aren't really human beings, and they owe no loyalty to humans at all. The only loyalty thy feel is to their own kind. They're dirty, smelly, lying, cheating little sneaks who don't eat the same kinds of foods we do, or worship the same god, or wear the same clothes as ( Read more... )

It colder than a with a witch's tit out there ( Read more... )

I keep waking up to this persistent illusion called reality and the only thing I want to do is go back to sleep. But then I realize I'm still just dreaming anyway ( Read more... )

I spent the evening answering silly questions about other people ( Read more... )

This one is too much fun to pass up ( Read more... )

I had planned to write down something or another, profound and wise, involving life's little lessons as demonstrated by the Teletubbies. But I've completely forgotten what. Something about pinwheel antennae only making ONE of their bellies show films, even though they all have intestinal TVs. Or maybe how they shit commercials or something ( Read more... )