my sister = winner

she works at that cookie company place, and made me a custom double doozy of the giant nature! O_O

"Are you a religious man?"
"Yah."
"Do you believe God created man?"
"Yah."
"Do you believe that same God created woman?"
"Yah."
"Well that same god created her vagina. Who are you to defy god!? Now shoot the damn picture!"

{ } this close to SIMS 2 today, walmart's a buncha bastards...

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I bet bill gates looks at a lot of pr0n...

fools 0 - fooleater 3

I love driving people off when they know they're wrong... more satisfying than them actually admitting defeat

"...or my personal preference, Committe for Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation into Society... the drawback of this is that the abbreviation is C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S."

--Arnold Rimmer on the subject of eliminating the Polymorph.

"We could go back to Dallas in November of 1963 and stand on the grassy knoll and shout 'Duck!'"
--Kryton

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Look, I know you just found out your dad is dead... but think on the bright side... it's party time for all the little wormies!