MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

[foolish_lord]

*scoff* Alright... Hosts- The fuckin newbie meeting'll be in 1 hour. Now you haul your pastey asses down to the fuckin music room now. And if you don't, I'll have Kyouya's cop forces SHANK YOUR PATHETIC ASSES! You don't want that, now do you?

And if I get one more ounce of hesitation from you Fakir *Snicker* Well, you'll be in for quite a ride.

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[p_reservation]

Are you Tamaki?

[foolish_lord]

That's the name, don't fuckin wear it out.

[p_reservation]

Minato told me to ask you what the Host Club is all about~!

[foolish_lord]

Waddya think it's fuckin about? Haven't yah heard already?

It's where guys entertain hot chicks, and sometimes other dudes- I guess. Make 'em smile and all that shit.

[ioritastic]

Dude, what is with everyone today?

[foolish_lord]

*laughing* What is with everyone? Why, we're just letting our better side come to show.

[ioritastic]

..I hope that's not the case. Everyone seems to be more moody than usual.

[foolish_lord]

Pft, knowing this castle- everyone'll turn back to their norm in a few days.

[smilingtennis]

A host club without my fucking flawless self is fucking imperfect! Such a club needs my perfect, godlike body!

And if you fucking wish to persuade motherfucking Fakir and make him stop fucking hesitating, I am willing to bloody lend you a few interesting toys seeing as you are goddamned nearly as wonderfully crafted by god as my bloody self!

[foolish_lord]

Oh do you think so?

Che, I think I got the "toys" handled. If yah catch my drift.

[smilingtennis]

I don't think, I fucking know. None of those damned imperfections you call hosts can even hope to match up to my simply divine body.

Heh. Oh, I bloody do. If you require some more toys if you fucking break them or something, I shall be more than happy to lend you some.

[foolish_lord]

High opinions one has of himself. But do they match up to the real thing?

*Grunts, and continues biting the straw*

[mailorderwizard]

You had better have had a damn good reason for wanting me here, because I'm not going to cook for you this time, damn human trash.

*is walking around topless and may have a large snake tattoo winding around his chest and back at this point << >>*

[foolish_lord]

I always have a good reason. *chews on a piece of straw* And you'll cook whatever the fuck I want yah to cook.

[mailorderwizard]

I won't be bossed around by the likes of you or your stupid club. *fighting stance* We'll see who the real man here really is.

[foolish_lord]

*laughs* Do you really think you can take on my perfection without swooning?

((ooc: Is this In Person?))

[nursealita]

I-I'm afraid, Mr. Suou, that I can't allow this.

[foolish_lord]

Yah can't fuckin stop me.

[nursealita]

Wh-wh-wh- Language, Mr. Suou!

[foolish_lord]

Do colorful words bother you?