Haute

[foolishfiddler]

I am not a fancy dame.

Blue-collar is from whence I came.

My parents were the first in college.

The others had more real-life knowledge.

My humor is distinctly low,

Fart jokes I never did outgrow.

Haute couture and haute cuisine

Strike me as markedly obscene.

I’d rather have something I can use

Than a $3000 pair of shoes.

Now when in polite society

I

Comments

[jexia]

I loved this so much.

[foolishfiddler]

:-)

[sagebee]

Adorable, fiddler.

[foolishfiddler]

Thanks!

[imafarmgirl]

This is great! I love it! You kept it up with good rhymes too.

[foolishfiddler]

Glad you liked it, thanks!

[basric]

Very well done.

[foolishfiddler]

Thank you!

[comedychick]

I teehee'd at the mention of fart jokes. I guess I didn't outgrow them either :)

[foolishfiddler]

Farts are funny! :-)