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foolishwren

80. [Video/Text/Action for Ecruteak]

Oct 20, 2011 02:38

[Before the video shows anything, there's some shuffling sounds, and then the tell-tale noise of a cardboard package being ripped open. Then, Heather's voice, muffled at first, speaks up.]

... Again?

[She sounds surprised. ... Unpleasantly so ( Read more... )

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[video] usedpaint October 20 2011, 06:43:52 UTC

[... what on earth did he just witness. that was one of the strangest-- but priorities, priorities!]

Signorina, are you all right?

[video] foolishwren October 20 2011, 07:20:31 UTC

[You witnessed the miracle of semi-literate Pokemon. They're gonna make a Nature documentary on the subject any day now.]

[Needless to say, there's no reply right off the bat-- although the pile of girl-and-ghost does roll past the screen a couple of times.]

[Eventually, though, a very dirty Heather pops up, looking livid.]

Do I LOOK all right?!

[... Forgive her, she just had a ghost yank a carpet out from under her and then text that he pwned her to the entire network.]

[video] usedpaint October 20 2011, 18:29:39 UTC

Are you injured at all? [you know, aside from your pride.]

[video] foolishwren October 21 2011, 00:33:15 UTC

[Iiiiiit's mostly her pride. No worries, Leo!]

[Still, she puffs a few times through her nostrils before answering.]

Had worse.

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[video] 4leafcleaver October 20 2011, 06:44:53 UTC

...Heather?

A-are you okay? You should probably stick him back into his ball...

[video] foolishwren October 20 2011, 07:24:55 UTC

[Heather is currently on her back on the floor with Slightly on HIS back on top of her, flailing his stubby arms and legs against the chokehold-headlock combo she's currently got him in.]

[She pauses to consider Clover's suggestion.]

[... NO. >8I No, she likes this better.]

[video] 4leafcleaver October 20 2011, 11:51:46 UTC

[And Clover will just...watch. Wide-eyed. Is that an Eevee peering into the screen. Yes, and he looks just as flabbergasted.]

That...looks painful.

[video] foolishwren October 21 2011, 02:21:45 UTC

That's the POINT--!

[And then Slightly rolls over, stubby legs flailing, and Heather's back is to the camera.]

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[Video] show_my_cannons October 20 2011, 06:45:58 UTC

[He'd been fully prepared to ask what was wrong -- as Dog brought him the 'gear in the middle of him trying to peel Cannon off his shoulder... but...]

[What.]

[What did he just.]

[What is this.]

Go for its joints. Or the optics. Try the optics.

[Yes, in the midst of his confusion, the old timer is trying to advise her on how to fight a ghost.]

[Video] foolishwren October 20 2011, 07:29:56 UTC

[Shhhh, Ironhide, shhhh. Only WHAT THE FUCK now.]

[Needless to say, the screen is pretty much just showing... a jumble of girl and ghost. It looks like they rolled outside at some point.]

[Against all odds, though? Heather seems to be winning, if only because Slightly had clearly not even BEGUN to consider the possibility that a human attacking him was a thing. Why is this a thing? HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW.]

[His red eyes are practically bugging out of his head as Heather wrestles him in the dirt. OH GOD MAKE IT STOP WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GIRL]

I'LL RIP ITS OPTICS OUT--

GENGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

[WHAT THE HELL IS GOING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN]

[Video] show_my_cannons October 20 2011, 07:36:35 UTC

[All right, he'll be quiet.]

[But he'll watch. Maybe even call out a couple more helpful suggestions. Hey, she wanted to learn from him, didn't she?]

[Video] foolishwren October 20 2011, 08:28:40 UTC

[She did! ... But it's sort of hard to put his advice to use when she's fighting something that's like punching a beanbag full of tapioca.]

[Still, after a few shifts in power (Slightly managed to yank a fair-sized tuft of two-toned hair off of her head at one point, but Heather made up for it by yanking his ear-tufts so hard that they wound up floppy and at LEAST twice as long as before, AND Henry was evidently flitting around the edges of the fight as well, because on occasion what appeared to be a fry-basket (wielded by two gangly arms) would make an appearance and clobber the ghost Pokemon over the head a few times before disappearing again.), eventually both parties wind up sort of... collapsed in a heap, exhausted. ... And still growling expletives at each other.]

[Wheeze.]

[But Heather sits up eventually and calls the Gengar into its Pokeball at last.]

UGH... I HATE ghosts...

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[action] no_ufo_ending October 20 2011, 06:49:54 UTC

[ c: Doopdedoo commin' into the lobby with a soda and a book of photos with GLOSSY FINISH awh shit yeah he found a tourist trap.]

[And then he beheld his roomie flailing around on the ground with what looked like Grimace's punkass brother. A pang right in the center of his forehead startles him. D: Oowww ow ow. What was--]

[OH.]

HEATHER!

[OH GOD OH GOD IT WAS GONNA REACH INTO HER AND SQUISH HER HEART.]

[Henry threw his soda at them.]

[Yeah, that'll show it.]

[action] foolishwren October 20 2011, 07:36:19 UTC

[Way to go, Henry. You are a champion.]

[The can poinks off of the pile of snarling girl-and-ghost, ineffectively.]

[On the bright side, Heather doesn't appear to be in pain?]

[On the not so bright side, she kind of looks like she's fighting an angry purple beanbag.]

[You should probably, uh. Do something, Henry.]

[action] no_ufo_ending October 20 2011, 07:44:20 UTC

[Henry knows all bout goasts.]

[Henry dashes in a little circle and then...RUNS AWAY.]

[What a hero.]

[What oh wait he's coming back. And he has his fry basket.]

I'll get it, Heather!

[action] foolishwren October 20 2011, 08:32:04 UTC

[HENRY TO THE RESCUE.]

[And just in time, too-- when he comes running back in, the Gengar is sitting on Heather's back and bending one of her legs back while she pounds a fist on the floor and hollers expletives at him.]

God DAMMIT BITCH FUCK SHIT--!

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video; profpuzzle October 20 2011, 06:51:24 UTC

[ --ghost Pokemon... Layton's kinda glad that his Dusknoir is relatively mild compared to others, if you don't count the whole "tying Luke to a bear" thing. ]

Miss Mason? [ Did you just leap at a ghost-- ] Do you have its Pokeball nearby?

video; foolishwren October 20 2011, 07:42:29 UTC

[What's that, Professor? You expected Heather to do the civilized thing and just return it to its ball?]

[HA! HA! ESTOY USANDO EL MÉTODOS DRÁSTICAS!]

[She appears in front of the screen a few minutes later, looking filthy. Under one arm is the Gengar, head dangling limply from a neck that looks oddly thin, like when you take a loosely-sand-filled stuffed animal and flop it around. Gengars aren't solid in the strictest sense.]

[His tongue is flopped out and if it were physically possible, he would have made his eyes look like x's. This is not the sort of welcome he imagined when he was in that box.]

What?

video; profpuzzle October 20 2011, 07:57:51 UTC

[ JE NE PARLE ESPANGOL. TU EST PARLES FRANÇAIS? ]

[ A short pause of just disbelief... ] Miss Mason, I believe that's Pokemon abuse.

video; foolishwren October 20 2011, 08:32:42 UTC

.... He started it.

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