Adachi Scripts
I've been transcribing Adachi's scenes in the game since I started my second playthrough which was uh... right back when I started rping him, actually! Originally it was to help me canon review and look up lines when I needed to double check things, instead of relying on youtube. I figured it's about time to post them in one place for my own and
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Yosuke: Huh? Um, Mr. Detective, did something happen?
Adachi: [stops] Oh, it’s you guys.
Ai yi yi… These gawkers keep streaming in with their cars, trying to park in the middle of the shopping district.
Kanji: Why’s that?
Adachi: Don’t you know? Rise Kujikawa’s here.
Hey, did you see her already? Is she there? Which is it?
Kanji: Huh…? We’re askin’ why a plainclothes detective is here doing traffic control.
Adachi: ! Oh…Uh, well… The Inaba Police Department isn’t that big, and we don’t have enough staff…
Well, I still have work to do, so I’ll see you later.
[HE GETS THE FUCK OUT OF THERE]
Yosuke: Dude… You managed to scare off a police detective on active duty…
Kanji: I wasn’t trying to scare the guy, I just said what I was thinking.
Yosuke: But you’re right, it’s weird for the police to come out like this…
!
Hey... You think the police suspect that Rise might be the next target, too?
Dojima: Alright, clear out. Coming through… Hey, ( ... )
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[Dojima and Adachi are talking to Rise]
Rise: Thank you very much.
Your receipt’s in the bag.
Adachi: Seems like the crowds are thinning out, so we’ll be leaving now.
If it gets rowdy again, just give us a call at the station.
Rise: [nod] Okay.
Dojima: Uh, hang on a second. Sorry, but there’s some things I’d like to ask you.
Rise: ?
Dojima: You do know that there have been multiple violent cases around here lately, yeah?
Have you seen anyone suspicious around?
Rise: Not really… It’s been like always.
[both detectives sweat drop]
Dojima: Like always… Well, you’re an idol, so I imagine you deal with folks like fans, paparazzi and stalkers quite often.
What made you take a break from showbiz?
Rise: Does it really matter?
Adachi: [sweat drop]
Rise: …I just needed a rest.
Adachi: [nods]
Dojima: And have you registered for school?
Rise: I’m planning on going to Yasogami High.
It was the closest.
[the detectives look to one another then back at Rise.]
Dojima: I don’t mean to alarm you, but ( ... )
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Chie: We gotta go with donuts and milk.
Yosuke: You said it. There’s no better meal than that for a man on a stakeout.
Oh, and throw in some disposable diapers.
Chie: For what!? They don’t even sell those here!
Yosuke: We have ‘em at Junes.
Chie: Too much information!
Kanji: You guys finished yet? Let’s hurry up and get going.
Souji: [goes to pay, CHA-CHING]
Adachi: [comes in, looks away from group. Group turns around and spots him. Discretion fail.]
Yosuke: Huh? What brings you here?
Adachi: [sweats and rubs back of neck/head] Oh, uh… Well… I’m doing legwork.
[looks away and mutters] Ugh, what did I do to deserve babysitting detail…?
Yosuke: ?
Adachi: I-I mean, it’s nothing major. It’s not like Dojima-san ordered me here.
So what are you kids up to? Buying snacks?
Yosuke: We were just about to head over to the tofu shop to see Rise-chan.
Adachi: ! Oh… I see.
H-Heyyy! I’m on my way there too!
Chie: Oh, then why don’t we go there together?
[to the group] C’mon, he’s a detective on active ( ... )
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Man: H-How dare you assault an ordinary citizen like-
Kanji: Shut the hell up, murderer!
We’re taking your punk ass in!
Man: !? Wha-!? Time out! What do you mean, “murderer”!?
Chie: It’s no use playing dumb!
Man: W-Wait a second!
I just really like Risette, so I wanted to take a peek in her room…
Look, see! All I’ve got on me is a bunch of cameras!
Adachi: Yep, you’re the culprit, all right.
No two ways about it.
All right, I’ll take it from here.
[takes out his badge] We’ll hear your story down at the station…
Ohh, how I’ve waited to use that line!
Man: P-Please! Let me go! I didn’t do anything wrong!
I-I know for a fact it’s not a crime in this country to take secret pictures!
Adachi: Hey, don’t you understand what’s happening here? You’re under suspicion of murder!
Come with me! We’ll talk about this later!
[he cuffs the guy]
Wow, that went better than I thought! What a coup!
I gotta thank you guys for all your help! Well done!
Yosuke: Oh… Sure!
Adachi: But you really ( ... )
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Adachi: Whoa, there! Careful now, Dojima-san.
Dojima: Ow!
Damnit…! Who built a shtep here!?
Adachi: That’d be the carpenters, Sir. C’mon, don’t take your anger out on the house. That won’t solve anything.
[they finally come into the living room, Adachi is helping a drunk Dojima walk]
Dojima: Whooo… I’m hoooome. Nanako! I’m baaack!
Nanako: W-Welcome back…
Adachi: Oh, hi Nanako-chan. Sorry, but could you go get his futon ready?
[she nods and runs off. Adachi takes Dojima to the couch and then turns to Souji]
Adachi: Phew! I think he had a little too much to drink, haha.
Dojima: How else…*hic*… am I supposed to deal with this crap!?
Friggin’ fancy-talkin’ kid…
I’ve… I’ve been in this line’a work… since you were all learnin’ yer times tables!
Adachi: The prefectural police sent in special investigational support ( ... )
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Adachi: For crying out loud… It’s nice to have a suspect, but where the hell is he?
We’re at the end of our rope here…
[notices the group] ! Y-You guys!? D-Did you hear what I said?
Ah…Ahahaha! This case is as good as solved!
Don’t worry, kids. It’s only a matter of time before we bring in the suspect.
I mean, the guy’s kidnapping people at random and slaughtering them! We won’t rest until we bring him to justice!
[sweat drop] I-I gotta get going!
[he leaves]
Yosuke: Now I’m REALLY worried…
On the other hand... if the police have a search warrant out for the guy, we should stay out of it.
Kanji: Yeah...
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