a challenge!

[foolsetonfire]

after the comments on the previous entry, i'd like to present a competition:

write a funny joke.

that's it.
any and all submissions accepted except for bad ones bye.

Comments

lib

[anonymous]

A woman is checking out at a grocery store. She has eggs, milk, bread, toilet paper and some juice.

The man behind her says, "I'll bet you're single." The woman answers, "Why, yes I am! How did you know?"

"Because you're fucking ugly."

Re: lib

[foolsetonfire]

round 2: tie between matt and libby.

[anonymous]

Why was the elephant standing on a marshmallow?

So he would'nt fall in the hot choclate.

duhhh

ATL

[anonymous]

what's red and screams?
a skinned baby rolling in salt.

[foolsetonfire]

oh charlie.

[anonymous]

who's charlie?

Lib again!

[anonymous]

Why shouldn't you go to the bathroom with a pokemon?

Because he might PIKACHU!!