today I achieved a life goal: I answered the phone with "bridget, I'm sorry, I can't talk! I gotta rock!"

just wanted to have a quiet dinner with jeffrey: I hope no one was offended.

the thing I most love about playing the trumpet is oiling my valves, because the valve oil then drips from the valves onto my pants and it makes me look like I have bladder control problems. it's pretty great.

as I was wiping my mouth recently, I realized that the napkin I was using is in fact from the hollywood diner on the corner of north and ashland. is it ashland? I'm not sure. north and whatever the fuck the cross-street is. anyway, I know this because written on the back of the napkin is "YOU ARE A FUCKING FOOD-SAVING RODENT HORSE!"

today I killed a duck. this is horrible. there were, however, circumstances involved ( Read more... )

who was I talking to about the magnetic fields?

but actually, I wasn't expecting to break THAT soon. whatever.

earlier today I nearly lost my ring inside of a piano. luckily, with a bit of ingenuity and my bracelet, I was able to retrieve it. unluckily, in the process of doing this, my bracelet began to break. it is currently breaking at the letter "A," and will probably snap in two at some point soon. that is sad.

following a grand tradition of turning wednesdays into gluttony days, I went to whole foods today and made the mistake of buying not only more terra chips but also this tuna jerky shit. it's so fucking good. I've been sitting in my room eating terra chips and tuna jerky for like an hour.

I found $10!