"It Keeps My Head Warm", Eto'o/Materazzi, PG-13
Title: It Keeps My Head Warm
Author: cheryl_bites
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Marco Materazzi/Samuel Eto’o
Disclaimer: This is not true.
Summary: Matrix has spotted a new marketing opportunity.
With a creak of black-and-blue bearings, Marco Materazzi’s sock drawer rolled open. A hand picked busily through the contents and came to a sudden halt. A hypothetical eavesdropper would have then heard the voice of Samuel Eto’o.
“...Marco. Does this say ‘23’ on it?”
“Of course it does! It’s my number. I like to - ”
“I know you like your number, but - Look. Where did you buy this?”
“I had ten thousand of them made! I’m going to sell them on my website.”
...
“Sammy? Baby?”
“You - It - Oh, just forget it. Put it on while I get the lube.”
Author: cheryl_bites
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Marco Materazzi/Samuel Eto’o
Disclaimer: This is not true.
Summary: Matrix has spotted a new marketing opportunity.
With a creak of black-and-blue bearings, Marco Materazzi’s sock drawer rolled open. A hand picked busily through the contents and came to a sudden halt. A hypothetical eavesdropper would have then heard the voice of Samuel Eto’o.
“...Marco. Does this say ‘23’ on it?”
“Of course it does! It’s my number. I like to - ”
“I know you like your number, but - Look. Where did you buy this?”
“I had ten thousand of them made! I’m going to sell them on my website.”
...
“Sammy? Baby?”
“You - It - Oh, just forget it. Put it on while I get the lube.”