“Welcome to Earth”, “Bootees”, Zanetti/Castellazzi

[cheryl_bites]

Title: Welcome To Earth
Author: cheryl_bites
Pairing: Luca Castellazzi/Javier Zanetti
Disclaimer: This is not true.
Rating: R

Comments

[cheryl_bites]

Documenting true facts?

[cheryl_bites]

LOL @ YOUR ICON. XD

Seriously, they're in love! The humans have introduced Castellazzi to the process they call "glomping". He's been really enjoying it. (Can you not see Adem being the voice of reason there?! No Javi!hatchlings from him.)

[diemme]

Is ded.

[cheryl_bites]

It gets worse. On the last day of the season all the players brought their kids onto the pitch, and Castellazzi was stood there holding a ball. I was like "What the hell is he carrying that ball for?" and then "OMG HE'S LAID HIS EGG!"