1st Entry

[footienut88]

E-Z Earthlings! I've decided to change my journal because it was very shit! On this planet journals seem to be very important. I realised that if Bahra and Da Spooks are gonna hang wid me in da pond, then im gonna have to sort out me journal or go back to venus. I dont like it there cause i proper get kept in a tank mush and everyone points at me.

Comments

[haunted_mirror]

this so aint schlime but i dont care, let me be your friend!!!!!
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how dare you!

[footienut88]

of course this is schlime. and ye shall not diss me mush. from now on i want to be known as King Kevin Of Da Schlime Hulme. x

Re: how dare you!

[haunted_mirror]

okay then king kevin of da schlime hulme forgive me for my error
<3