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[footnotefetish]

The pro-Clinton articles I've seen since the primaries have started ramping up have a noticeable formula to them. They're always pretty light on reasons to vote for Clinton. They spend more of their time undermining Bernie's credibility and insulting his supporters. Sadly, they're not even very good at doing that

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[alsoname]

I want someone to support Clinton because her positions align with theirs the best. The fact that she might be the first female president should just be icing on the cake, you know? I resent being told by a feminist matriarch that I'm too stupid to figure out who to support based on my own values and priorities, and that I should instead support someone because she is a strong woman. It seems like supporting someone based on gender alone is the truly stupid thing, but I digress. I'm excited by the prospect of a female president, but I'm voting for the person who represents my views the best, which hardly seems like an unreasonable strategy for picking a candidate.

[alsoname]

Also, your subject line is the first time I haven't been able to figure out one of your puns!

[footnotefetish]

Well, this one was really stupid. I've been trying to figure out how to use "Coe-Schauer" to sound like "co-shower," but it didn't work well.

[footnotefetish]

Ha! And now I got so tired of that subject line I decided to change it.