3x17; Normandy...

[nomorefrostbite]

Hello my beautiful people! Long time no Mod Post.

My apologies for not posting about NORMANDY. Even though I should have all of two weeks ago.

I'm still somehow recovering from it? And life has been crazy. BUT MOSTLY STILL RECOVERING In My Bunk.

Basically. I'm slow. Because my mind was blown.

Helen: "John! What have you done!"
John: "What I

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[ladygj]

OH YES ALL OF THIS. (Threesome included.) ♥

I'm still somehow recovering from it? And life has been crazy. BUT MOSTLY STILL RECOVERING

Who can blame you for that? I'm not sure I'll EVER recover from that episode.

[nomorefrostbite]

NGL... I found it EXTREMELY difficult not to just post a massive Threesome Porn Picspam (especially the parts with the BROMANCE), but I thought I really ought to keep focus on the task at hand and remember i'm some kind of Mod person in a HELEN/JOHN comm.

Not a HELEN/JOHN AND THEIR OTHER BOYFRIEND comm.

[ladygj]

Right, you are. But I know I couldn't have blamed you if you did post some of it. Because this is a serious threesome/love triangle. *nods*

Oh and the quotes you have up there in your post... just *dies*

I also liked what Nikola said when talking to his assistant-what's-his-name.

Nikola: Well, Johnny has his own set of rules, which he rarely deviates from.
Assitant: You mean his love for killing innocent people?
Nikola: No, his love for Helen. He’d never let her come to harm, not intentionally.

I might have squeeeeee a little after that.
♥

[nomorefrostbite]

He might forever be trying to hook up with Her Hotness... but at least he RECOGNISES the Universal Truth!!

Just because... ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[nomorefrostbite]

I'm sure he took PLENTY of pleasure in torturing James!!

Their Love = It's Complicated.

I was sooooo worried for John after the promo, bb. I think i'd have died inside if he'd been legit working for the Nazis. BUT HE WASN'T WOOOOOO.

I kinda don't blame Helen for hooking up with James.

If the love of your life (and perfect dream man) goes a bit psycho and runs off to murder some people, thus leaving you on your lonesome... it's probably a good idea to keep yourself occupied for a bit with the handsome and equally as lonely Best Friend. Especially as he shares all her interests and is happy to acknowledge that Helen Is The HBIC.

SHE HAS GOOD LOGIC.

Better to shag James than that creepy german guy she was video-calling in that one episode who was Bald Like John.

[nomorefrostbite]

Helen can only EVER be with The Five. It makes no sense whatsoever for her to be shagging YOUNG PEOPLE who just don't get what Immortality means and don't appreciate your centuries of experience.
It makes absolutely zero sense, in fact. Even Amanda has said so in interviews!

I think Syfy must have deemed that Heyerdahl and Queen T kissing was too pornographic for television and would automatically require an R rating. HENCE WHY IT ONLY HAPPENED ON THE WEBISODES.

But less attractive people like Will are allowed to snog every female guest star they can find.

THIS IS MY LOGIC.

I hope soooooooooooo much for a kiss. I can't even say.

And to be quite honest, if in "Helen's Perfect Dream World" where she's shacked up with John there ISN'T marital kissing... I will be forced to deem the entire episode invalid as having no sense of genuine realness in the writing or direction. END OF.