Lots of questions
Stolen from Mari, and in the process, I prove one of her questions to be correct. That all-knowing bitch.
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
I don't have any scars, bar a very small one on my left eyelid, and I've no idea how I get it. Probably did something stupid like accidently scratched it and the scar stuck because it's such sensitive skin. I generally don't scar. Pretty good healer.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Paint.
3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
It's black, with a silver stripe down the centre. Flip phone. Very retro.
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO?
Currently experiencing an indie conversion since coming to uni. Mostly indie. Light rock.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
Early afternoon.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Money, so a job I guess, though I'd quite like just the money, minus the job.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
At the moment, people. Everyone has left Sheffield for the summer. Only a few remain, and we don't catch up much because they're out working.
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
My watch.
9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
Matches that have just burnt out. Petrol too.
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Not really. I'm sure I would if it was a very tiny space.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Nope. I'll be a little more wary, but not scared.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
No idea.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
I don't do cologne/perfume. I like myself, and other people, to smell neutral.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
The darker the better.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT?
If anyone proposes to me I will punch them in the face. Hard.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?
Don't drink coffee, so energy drinks.
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Cheese and tomato. I'm a fussy eater.
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I'm full up after one of my giant dinners, so bad time to ask this question.
19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE ANGRY?
I don't know. I haven't been very angry in a while.
20. DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?
No. I know some very basic German. My French has gone to hell, but they're a silly race of people, so I don't care.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
No idea.
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
What kind of cold hearted bastard doesn't like anyone at all?
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
Nope.
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
I don't have one. If I see something I like, I buy it. Don't have a brand I prefer.
25. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
Changes by the week.
26. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
No.
27. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Just say it?
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
36
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Brunettes.
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
Mobile. One of my housemates.
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
When people get themselves really annoyed over something tiny. Chill.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE US?
My entire life. I've never been inside the US. :p
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
If I told you you would have to die. I'm probably too honest sometimes. A little bit sloth-like.
36. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Whiston hospital. Right next door to where I lived my entire life.
37. FIRST JOB?
Worked in a factory owned by a friend's mother.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
I have done many a prank call in the past. Done a fair few since being in uni too, but the content has since changed.
39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
Watched Big Brother downstairs whilst eating my dinner.
40.IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I'd have my teeth fixed. Nothing drastic, but they could be better. Maybe my nose. I think it's too big.
41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
Because I've nothing else to do in this big old lonely house I'm in.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My hair, since I always do something different with it. My general looks I guess. "You look good tonight" etc.
43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
I'd survive.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Nothing I can think of off the top of my head. I don't really need anything.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
1, or possibly 2, but if that's the case, they must come at the same time rather than spread over years.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
My Dad, and his Dad. The mother wanted to call me Jonathan, but the cock father got his way.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
No.
48. WHICH FINGER IS YOUR FAVORITE?
The two main ones I guess. Index if I had to choose.
49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
Don't know.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I used to, but not anymore.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Eh?
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Quite probably, but they're in other people's eyes, not mine.
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
No CDs, but plenty of embarrassment on my computer. I have some classic pop to embarrass me to high heaven.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
And not only would I be friends with me, I'd want to be me.
55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
Yes.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Yes. They're not the only thing that matters, but they matter. Quite a lot.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
I don't. I seethe.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
The Law Department I guess.
59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
No.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
I liked my dinosaur figures. And my cars. Had a ton of them both.
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
57. Not that many, but you can half that number again for people I actually speak to.
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Yes. Often.
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
No. I don't mosh. Only the 'special' people mosh and aren't doing it for a laugh.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Nice face. It's all in the face. Dress sense too.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Johnny Boy, Don Juan.
68. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Why would you tie them in the first place?
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Chocolate.
72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
Blue.
73. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
None. They keep threatening to come through, but never actually do. I've been able to feel them beneath the gun for five or six years, but they never come through.
74. WHO/WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
My housemates.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
I'm not overly fussed.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
The Feeling - I Want You To Know.
Mari, will you download the albym already? You know you like the English indie.
77. LAST THING YOU ATE?
A galaxy. The chocolate bar, obviously, not the entire mass of space.
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
My mum, who phone me up mid job hunting to tell me about how her boyfriend was annoying her and that I had a letter from my new landlord.
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Face.
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG:
I don't like songs to provoke thought. Not the right medium so far as I'm concerned.
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE:
Perfect families. They make me want to petrol bomb their houses.
82. FAVORITE DRINK?
Summer fruits squash. :p
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN:
Aquarius, since it's mine.
84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
Tennis. I like athletics too.
85. HAIR COLOR?
Dark brown.
86. EYE COLOR?
Green/brown.
87. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
No. And I wouldn't.
88. SIBLINGS?
Older sister and two younger brothers. The brothers are technically half, but I grew up with them my entire life, so they count as full brothers to me. I have half-siblings off somewhere from my father. Two last time I heard, but I don't know them.
89. FAVORITE MONTH?
June/September.
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
No, I do not.
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
Big Brother.
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
The final day of exams. Never fails to kick ass.
93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
Yes, a lot of the time.
94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer.
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Kisses.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
One night stands. Relationships aren't my bag, at least not now. I can do casual, repeated one night stands with the same person though.
97. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Mari, but she already answered them first. Maybe she'll do them again. :p
98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Elvis. Because he's dead. Or Sandrine, because she isn't real.
99. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?
None. The only books I ever read are law books, and I won't be needed to do that for a few months.
I officially hate job hunting. It is the most insipid task in the history of mankind. People should be queuing up to employ me. I shouldn't have to go out there and ask for a job myself. :p
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
I don't have any scars, bar a very small one on my left eyelid, and I've no idea how I get it. Probably did something stupid like accidently scratched it and the scar stuck because it's such sensitive skin. I generally don't scar. Pretty good healer.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Paint.
3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
It's black, with a silver stripe down the centre. Flip phone. Very retro.
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO?
Currently experiencing an indie conversion since coming to uni. Mostly indie. Light rock.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
Early afternoon.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Money, so a job I guess, though I'd quite like just the money, minus the job.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
At the moment, people. Everyone has left Sheffield for the summer. Only a few remain, and we don't catch up much because they're out working.
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
My watch.
9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
Matches that have just burnt out. Petrol too.
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Not really. I'm sure I would if it was a very tiny space.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Nope. I'll be a little more wary, but not scared.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
No idea.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
I don't do cologne/perfume. I like myself, and other people, to smell neutral.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
The darker the better.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT?
If anyone proposes to me I will punch them in the face. Hard.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?
Don't drink coffee, so energy drinks.
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Cheese and tomato. I'm a fussy eater.
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I'm full up after one of my giant dinners, so bad time to ask this question.
19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE ANGRY?
I don't know. I haven't been very angry in a while.
20. DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?
No. I know some very basic German. My French has gone to hell, but they're a silly race of people, so I don't care.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
No idea.
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
What kind of cold hearted bastard doesn't like anyone at all?
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
Nope.
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
I don't have one. If I see something I like, I buy it. Don't have a brand I prefer.
25. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
Changes by the week.
26. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
No.
27. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Just say it?
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
36
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Brunettes.
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
Mobile. One of my housemates.
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
When people get themselves really annoyed over something tiny. Chill.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE US?
My entire life. I've never been inside the US. :p
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
If I told you you would have to die. I'm probably too honest sometimes. A little bit sloth-like.
36. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Whiston hospital. Right next door to where I lived my entire life.
37. FIRST JOB?
Worked in a factory owned by a friend's mother.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
I have done many a prank call in the past. Done a fair few since being in uni too, but the content has since changed.
39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
Watched Big Brother downstairs whilst eating my dinner.
40.IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I'd have my teeth fixed. Nothing drastic, but they could be better. Maybe my nose. I think it's too big.
41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
Because I've nothing else to do in this big old lonely house I'm in.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My hair, since I always do something different with it. My general looks I guess. "You look good tonight" etc.
43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
I'd survive.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Nothing I can think of off the top of my head. I don't really need anything.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
1, or possibly 2, but if that's the case, they must come at the same time rather than spread over years.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
My Dad, and his Dad. The mother wanted to call me Jonathan, but the cock father got his way.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
No.
48. WHICH FINGER IS YOUR FAVORITE?
The two main ones I guess. Index if I had to choose.
49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
Don't know.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I used to, but not anymore.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Eh?
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Quite probably, but they're in other people's eyes, not mine.
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
No CDs, but plenty of embarrassment on my computer. I have some classic pop to embarrass me to high heaven.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
And not only would I be friends with me, I'd want to be me.
55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
Yes.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Yes. They're not the only thing that matters, but they matter. Quite a lot.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
I don't. I seethe.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
The Law Department I guess.
59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
No.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
I liked my dinosaur figures. And my cars. Had a ton of them both.
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
57. Not that many, but you can half that number again for people I actually speak to.
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Yes. Often.
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
No. I don't mosh. Only the 'special' people mosh and aren't doing it for a laugh.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Nice face. It's all in the face. Dress sense too.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Johnny Boy, Don Juan.
68. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Why would you tie them in the first place?
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Chocolate.
72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
Blue.
73. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
None. They keep threatening to come through, but never actually do. I've been able to feel them beneath the gun for five or six years, but they never come through.
74. WHO/WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
My housemates.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
I'm not overly fussed.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
The Feeling - I Want You To Know.
Mari, will you download the albym already? You know you like the English indie.
77. LAST THING YOU ATE?
A galaxy. The chocolate bar, obviously, not the entire mass of space.
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
My mum, who phone me up mid job hunting to tell me about how her boyfriend was annoying her and that I had a letter from my new landlord.
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Face.
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG:
I don't like songs to provoke thought. Not the right medium so far as I'm concerned.
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE:
Perfect families. They make me want to petrol bomb their houses.
82. FAVORITE DRINK?
Summer fruits squash. :p
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN:
Aquarius, since it's mine.
84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
Tennis. I like athletics too.
85. HAIR COLOR?
Dark brown.
86. EYE COLOR?
Green/brown.
87. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
No. And I wouldn't.
88. SIBLINGS?
Older sister and two younger brothers. The brothers are technically half, but I grew up with them my entire life, so they count as full brothers to me. I have half-siblings off somewhere from my father. Two last time I heard, but I don't know them.
89. FAVORITE MONTH?
June/September.
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
No, I do not.
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
Big Brother.
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
The final day of exams. Never fails to kick ass.
93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
Yes, a lot of the time.
94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer.
95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Kisses.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
One night stands. Relationships aren't my bag, at least not now. I can do casual, repeated one night stands with the same person though.
97. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Mari, but she already answered them first. Maybe she'll do them again. :p
98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Elvis. Because he's dead. Or Sandrine, because she isn't real.
99. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?
None. The only books I ever read are law books, and I won't be needed to do that for a few months.
I officially hate job hunting. It is the most insipid task in the history of mankind. People should be queuing up to employ me. I shouldn't have to go out there and ask for a job myself. :p