Tests are done. Results are in. I'm free.

Thank you Jennifer, this is a day worth remembering.

So, today I turned 21. It was everything I never expected. Ate hella lamb racks and greek-mediterranean-white washed wraps. Didn't get my eyebrows waxed thank god. Didn't touch any alcohol. I shot .45's at a gun range. I made spaghetti at lunch today with Jennifer. Scratch that, I did everything with Jennifer today... and yesterday. This weekend ( Read more... )

I'm in class at roughly 6 hours a day still, but this time with 2 teachers instead of 5. One teacher is afraid a bump she got from hitting her face on a chair is going to make people think her husband is beating her and my other teacher scolds us for talking, laughing, smiling, and basically any other human emotion besides a blank, complacent look ( Read more... )

I HATE THE UC's.

>8-[

Well, somehow I'm back in school until October. I frankly don't know how all of this works out, but you know ( Read more... )

I GRADUATED YESTERDAY ( Read more... )

Yesterday, at the wonderful hour (UNHOLY GODLESS HOUR) of 4 am, I had the pleasure of getting dressed to be an observer for a detatchment-wide urinalysis. Oh yeah. Penises GALORE. I was called "meat gazer" more times then is said in a gay porn. Or less. I forget. "Pecker Checker," "one eyed monster tamer," dick watcher;" ... call it what you will. ( Read more... )

Guess who is close to graduating? FINALLY. In exactly one month I graduate. What future is in sight for me? Jujuitsu, swimming, and diving lessons 7 hours a day, everyday. I'm going to do this for about two months, in addition to my running, so that in addition to running in a marathon, I will try out for the Marine Diving Instructor course. This ( Read more... )

I'm going to clarify some rumors now ( Read more... )