I would just like to note that the very day we had snow, I posted a plea that morning for it! I HAVE POWERS! And to prove it, I have another request ( Read more... )

Dear Winter,

I would like you to dump a buttload (or whatever measurement device you use to measure A WHOLE HELL OF A LOT) of snow in Portland again this year. If this can not happen because you prematurely ejaculated all over the midwest, then bring in Spring early and I will be satisfied.

Thank you,

The Management

Happy holidays and Merry Canadukkah (a new holiday I've made up- ask me about it someday). Hope everyone has a good 3 day weekend (if you get one, which I don't). Today's plan is for the household to pack up and head over to the parents where we'll visit with mom, dad and my aunt and uncle before heading back home. Should be nice and laid back ( Read more... )

I don't post as much but I definitely read just as much LJ as I used to. Sadly, it looks like the LJ post has gone the way of myspace and is losing out to FB's one-liners. I understand the ease of it but miss my friends' posts ( Read more... )

Google Chrome, I think I might <3 you.

Andru recently had to go back to work due to his short-term disability running out and his long-term providing no healthcare. So far so good but he's only going 10 hours a week currently. In December, he'll go up to 20 and stay there until... something else happens. But in the mean time, we made him an Andru Sickness FAQ to answer all those ( Read more... )

Life is busy and tedious so instead I update about random TV shows I've been watching ( Read more... )

I should update more but most of what I want to update is either a) long and/or b) depressing, and I don't want to read that so why would anyone else ( Read more... )

I don't know why I find these so hysterical. Maybe because they're taking PRE-TEEN kids books so seriously, or maybe because they're right?

http://www.cracked.com/funny-36-twilight/

My position ends at this company on Friday. Sigh. There goes having my ass covered until December.