K, my turn:

[fordprefectskid]

So, my ten-feet-too-short ethernet cable finally got fed up with constantly being stepped on, tripped over, or crushed by various objects that happened to get dropped on top of where it precariously runs across my limited floor space

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[jurassicalien]

I could be wrong, but I believe science has created ant killing powers, it's called RAID!

And how do we know all ants don't sound like Dave Foley? They are to far away to be heard making cracks and puns and being sarcastic (though not).

I've always had a small bit of trouble killing ants after I saw "Honey I Shrunk the kids" personally.

Also these "airbears" have peaked my interest and given me much comical imagery.

Lastly your reply to my stuff, priceless.

[fordprefectskid]

airbears, ahahahahaha. I see a photoshop project.

possibilities=limitless

[jurassicalien]

Another photoshop thing would be awesome, it has to be like the wolf with the coffee cup saying "life..." but more...