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Hey idiot, you're not driving there tomorrow morning you're catching a plane - the time of departure is not negotiable. Finish your laundry and pack your goddamn suitcase already.


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.. stepping outside tonight, when it was just late enough that all the little houses of suburbia had turned off their Christmas lights for the evening, I noticed the outdoors were now lit up by an awful lot of bright stars for a Los Angeles night sky.

And I couldn't help but think,    Holy fuck, that's beautiful....

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My roommate has set her cellphone's ringtone to the recorded sound of a child laughing. Now this may sound like the most adorable idea in the world, but the novelty wears off by the fifth phonecall of the afternoon... especially since she insists on answering her cell in our room and conversing loudly for the next ten to fifteen minutes, ( Read more... )

Today I noticed a large, red sign on a building in my department which said simply "NIXON UPSTAIRS."

I stared at it for a good ten seconds before I realized it was referring to the Nixon Theatre.

“Dad” signed on at 3:06:14 PM.
Dad (3:07:07 PM): I am back, internet acting funny, any way, you should ask them about word documents, what application Mac useres are now using, and can it open old documents
Dad (3:07:50 PM): are you using our microsoft? I have the adobe elements program around here somewhere.
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Each one of my suitemates and I received an Emergency Procedures" flier today, complete with fun little icons- you, know just in case you didn't know what a fire looked like, or didn't understand what we meant by "Fire:"


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You’ve heard of the "Mozart Effect".... ( BUT, have you heard of the ... )