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[fore_eyes]

Things on my bitch list:

1. Showering. The vagina is a self cleaning organ; what the hell is wrong with the rest of my body? Come on, guys. Va jay jay is putting you to shame, and I'm really getting sick of having to disrobe in this cold as balls apartment.

2. Happiness, the movie. Okay, so I don't think I gave this a fair shake. I'm ill

Comments

[flaminginsanity]

lol. va jay jay.

[imnotveryclever]

I also found that humorous.

[gamble_rosaries]

i haven't seen happiness or rent...but have you seen pride and prejudice? i watched it twice in theaters, then i rented it and watched it friday then (wait for it, wait for it) i bought it and watched it again on saturday.

it's sick. not the movie...me.

[fore_eyes]

i haven't seen it. i'm just not really into jane austen (i prefer charlotte bronte) OR keira knightely (i prefer pretty much any other female actor EVER). though, i suspect that eventually i will watch this movie. more than likely it will be whilst visiting my in laws.

[fore_eyes]

i'd like to edit my statement about keira. i prefer pretty much any other female actor EVER [except Charlize Theron, that bitch REALLY can't act].

[gamble_rosaries]

mr. darcy is worth a viewing. i don't know who the guy is or what else he's been in but...

DAYUM. (excuse the martin lawrence reference)

[pamkpprov]

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