I've got mothefucking jalapenos in my motherfucking eye.

[fore_eyes]

Don't ask how, but I've managed to get jalapeno all up in mah grill. I"m talking primarily in terms of mucus membranes, specifically in the eyes and up the nose (seriously, don't FUCKING ask). I've washed my hands like FIVE times now, and I still keep getting it on my face. IT FUCKING BURNS. akl;jfsd;lkfjas;lkdfja;lksdfjsalkdfjaks;

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[daydream810]

I soaked your hands in jalapenos while you slept because I totes hate you.

[fore_eyes]

I admire your tact. Watch your back.