Group Hug
Hutch IM'ed me this awesome site a few nights ago
http://grouphug.us
I sit and read these ridiculious things and I laugh my ass off.
I wanted to copy and paste some of my favorites...
weather or not they true they are amusing.
%I don't feel I have ever truly hated anyone. But I hate the president.
%i drowned the elderly woman who has been looking over me since my childhood
%I just spent 7 bucks on hair coloring and my hair still looks as black as 7 dollars ago.
%i went to take a piss today and let out what i thought was a dry fart. i'd deposited nothing in the toilet, but i decided to wipe just to be 'safe.' there was no toilet paper.
i had to crumple one of those 'toilet-gards.' a wad of excrement got caught onto it. those things are hard to crumple, so i was stuck with 7" of unstable gauze COVERED in excrement. i think i'm coming down with a stomach virus.
%My coworker stirs his coffee forcefully enough to irritate me to the point of making me seriously angry.
DUDE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO FUCKING STIR YOUR COFFEE SO FUCKING HARD. IT'S MIXED ALREADY YOU ASSHOLE!!
%i take paper clips from everyone in my office and i never return them. i have an extensive collection.
%im a generally shy person when it comes to my sexuality, but when im with guys named josh, i tend to go a bit farther than i normaly would... ive given oral to three guys, and they were all named josh.. strange
%i think the fat version of kirstie alley is kind of hot.