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You know, this is the perfect time to write a letter to Santa, you guys! I mean, decorations are up, and there's not much time left! OKAY! I'll start - heroes need to lead by example!
Dear Santa,
Hey, it's me again! Of course you remember me - how could you forget my heroic face? Anyway, I'm writing again this year, but I don't ask for much, I swear! Well, okay, so I would like a little help with my finances and stuff, so could you maybe swing $10 trillion dollars? Also I would like a few more nuclear missiles - like, maybe, seventeen more? That would be awesome - then I'd have more than Russia! Oh, also, can you give Russia coal for Christmas? He might need it to keep himself warm and all, y'know! And England could really use some firewood, maybe - and please don't eat any cookies he sets out! But yeah, if you could do this, that would be so awesome!
-- America
P.S. Hey, if you could manage, I'd also like a new paintball gun! And a target shaped like Russia would be awesome, too!
P.P.S. Oh, just one more thing! Please make Japan get out more! I think he needs a little more of a life, if you know what I mean!
P.P.P.S. This is the last thing, I swear! Canada needs a new one of my flags - thanks! I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!
Dear Santa,
Hey, it's me again! Of course you remember me - how could you forget my heroic face? Anyway, I'm writing again this year, but I don't ask for much, I swear! Well, okay, so I would like a little help with my finances and stuff, so could you maybe swing $10 trillion dollars? Also I would like a few more nuclear missiles - like, maybe, seventeen more? That would be awesome - then I'd have more than Russia! Oh, also, can you give Russia coal for Christmas? He might need it to keep himself warm and all, y'know! And England could really use some firewood, maybe - and please don't eat any cookies he sets out! But yeah, if you could do this, that would be so awesome!
-- America
P.S. Hey, if you could manage, I'd also like a new paintball gun! And a target shaped like Russia would be awesome, too!
P.P.S. Oh, just one more thing! Please make Japan get out more! I think he needs a little more of a life, if you know what I mean!
P.P.P.S. This is the last thing, I swear! Canada needs a new one of my flags - thanks! I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!