Comments | foreignrelation: Everybody stop what you're doing and PAY ATTENTION

no_walruses in foreignrelation

Everybody stop what you're doing and PAY ATTENTION

Jun 26, 2009 22:14

[Witness, all, as a disgruntled looking little girl marches out into the main hall. She drops a soapbox unceremoniously down on the middle of the floor and hops up onto it. Satisfied with her position, she holds up a rolled up newspaper and yells into it.]

HEAR ME, HEAR ME!

[That's how it goes, right?]I have been willing to tolerate your ( Read more... )

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ask_me_arse June 27 2009, 02:39:16 UTC

Oi. Yell louder next time. I don't think they quite heard you out in the South Pacific yet.

...fuck's sake...damn fool bird...

Be careful what you wish for [1/2] no_walruses June 27 2009, 02:40:58 UTC

What's that? You think I should be louder?

[2/2] no_walruses June 27 2009, 02:42:10 UTC

HEY! EVERYBODY! THERE WERE ONIONS IN MY SALAD! I DEMAND COMPOSITION!

ask_me_arse June 27 2009, 02:49:19 UTC

Oh, well, right on, then.

... ... ...

'Composition'? Of what sort were you thinking? An essay? You're not t'inkin' of a symphony now, are you?

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godownunderme June 27 2009, 06:25:57 UTC

[until I get emotions, you guys have to deal with one piece of art cropped 13 different times AREN'T YOU GUYS LUCKY? :D]

And what's wrong with onions.

no_walruses June 27 2009, 17:07:26 UTC

['Scoo man. Although I saw you mention someone told you the Pixiv tag for Australia? ...WHAT IS IT?]

Onions are gross and especially forbidden in the great Republic of Molossia.

godownunderme June 28 2009, 06:47:19 UTC

[http://www.pixiv.net/index.php?tag=%E6%BF%A0%E3%81%8F%E3%82%93&p=1 o/]

Molossia, where's that?

no_walruses June 28 2009, 22:44:41 UTC

...why are so many people uneducated about my great nation? Perhaps I should hold a class.

Anyway... I'm a small enclave nation within the United States!

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awesome_prussia June 27 2009, 19:39:09 UTC

[ Goddamn even you are too loud for Prussia, who is everything but quiet. ]

Either you shut up or I'll shove an onion down your throat to make you shut up.

[ooc;; Pff what, Molossia is at war with East Germany? That just made my day. ]

no_walruses June 27 2009, 21:43:42 UTC

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no_walruses June 27 2009, 21:45:20 UTC

YOU! My SWORN ENEMY!

[Whips out a water pistol and points it at you.]

I've got you now! Surrender or face the consequences!

[ooc: Yes, they are.]

[1/2] awesome_prussia June 27 2009, 22:02:30 UTC

Oh no, now I'm scared!

Help somebody, she's pointing a frickin' water pistol at me!

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cymru_am_bith June 28 2009, 05:05:38 UTC

[ appeasement? You got the wrong guy. ]

Oi, yer scarin' m' pigeons upstairs.

no_walruses June 28 2009, 22:45:12 UTC

You keep pigeons? You're weird, mister.

cymru_am_bith June 28 2009, 23:03:11 UTC

T'ain' no laughin' matter when yer emails donna' work anymore....

no_walruses June 29 2009, 03:41:30 UTC

You can't use your email... so you're keeping pigeons.

You really are weird.

[Molossia fails to see how the two should be related.]

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beatroundthebul June 28 2009, 11:12:50 UTC

[Geez. The smaller they are, the louder they get.]

Ya should stay away from Turkey then.

no_walruses June 28 2009, 22:45:53 UTC

...why? Is he in love with onions or something?

beatroundthebul June 29 2009, 04:10:11 UTC

He reeks of 'em. Take it from me, ya don't want ta get near him.

no_walruses June 29 2009, 16:42:52 UTC

Ew... gross. Okay.

Who are you anyway? Are you going to get me more salad?

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