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[bbbunnation]

Engwand! Engwand!

Why was thewe so much loud booms yestewday? They were pwetty and bwight and in lots of pwetty colouws. But why were they thewe? And how they'd get so high in the sky like that?

And! And! Why are people saying 'happy biwfhday' to me?

I hafe a biwfhday?

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[iseeunicorns]

Bollocks, yesterday wasn't even the main day, it's today and I don't agree--

[ COUGH. ]

...When you're older, America. You needn't pay any mind to these festivities.

[bbbunnation]

But thewe pwetty Engwand!

[He can only focus on having one question answered at a time]

[iseeunicorns]

[ OH GOD WHY YOU DO THIS. PICKING YOU UP NOW. ]

...they're called fireworks. There'll be more tonight.

[ LIKE HE'D WANT TO REMIND HIMSELF THAT HE LOST YOU THIS DAY but. ]

[bbbunnation]

[It's not on purpose though!]

Fiweworks? Weally? Why are they here Engwand?

[He hasn't lost this version yet]

[nomoretulips]

[Oh look! A tiny nation with a speech impediment! He would think you cute if not for that whole you being America and everything. But hey, maybe this version of you is less annoying.]

I believe yer birthday is about celebratin' yer freedom from England but suppose yer still too young t' realize what a jerk he is. Don't worry, you'll figure it out!

[bbbunnation]

[He's cute. Not annoying. Also, Turkey scares the living daylights out of BB!America so he's hiding behind something, though he's gotta peek out and make a point.]

Engwand is not a jewk! He's my favowite!

[nomoretulips]

[Snicker, this may be amusing. You don't seem so violent as the Sealand brat.]

Oh, ya get over that feelin' in time. I bet if ya ask him he'll deny it but it's pretty good story if I do say so myself. 'S funny!

[bbbunnation]

[Not as violent maybe, but he can probably get into a heck of a lot more trouble. Now he's popping out and giving Turkey the baby!glare.]

I'll neva not like Engwand! 'n you a liaw!

[brb_g2g2work]

Feliz cumpleaños, little guy!

Or as you would say "Happy birthday"... since you don't speak Spanish yet.

[bbbunnation]

Wha!

[Stop confusing him and he's going to stare at you from behind whatever it is he hid behind.]

You wook like Spain.

[brb_g2g2work]

[Awww, you're so skittish; Mexico met a different one of you on a special occasion, so he knows to crouch down so he can be at eye level <3]

You think so? I can sound like Spain if I want, but I heard I look more like my aunt... C'mon over here, kiddo. It's your birthday so I've got something for you.

[bbbunnation]

You hafe something for me?

[Hesitantly coming over and peeking at you shyly. Giving you a nervous little smile. Still scared, but how can he turn down a present?]

[boriken]

Of course you have a birthday silly. We all have birthdays... Though what I'd like to know is how you got so small.

[bbbunnation]

I neva hafe a biwfhday befowe.

[mama_greece]

[Surprised that England has a kid. She didn't remember there being any baby nations...]

[kneels down to his height] My goodness, aren't you cute? Are you looking for England dear?

[bbbunnation]

[Staaaaaaaaaring at you for a moment before bursting out in giggles]

You dwess funny.

[mama_greece]

[smiles]

I suppose to anyone these days I do. In my time this was the thing to wear though. Why, would you want me to dress like you?

[bbbunnation]

Nooooo! You're not little!