003 | HQ needz moar vegetarians

[mansae]

[ Korea is storming throughout HQ dressed in one of these outfits. And yes, he will stab you with a fork if he catches you. He's already seized all the meat from the kitchen and is now in inquisition mode... ]

Where are all the people that eat meat? Come out right now!
[ OOC | Source is rather long and irrelevant elsewhere, so copypasta relevant

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[tinyromance]

...[ Eating a corn dog. America's got some fun stuff. ]

Mm?

[mansae]

You!

[ POINTS AT! ]

You're killing the environment! Drop the corndog!

[ Waves his fork at ]

[tinyromance]

Eh?!

[ Nomming here okay ;; ]

B-But it's delicious.

[mansae]

It's animal abuse! Think of all the dogs that were shoved onto sticks and rolled in corn!

[ Yanks the corn dog away ]

[theoddchild]

You look rather foolish.

[mansae]

Wh-Whaaaat!? But I spent all of yesterday making it!

[theoddchild]

Why does that matter? You still look ridiculous.

Besides, other animals kill & eat each other all the time. Are they hurting the enviroment too?

[mansae]

It makes all the difference! Idol groups wouldn't be popular if their outfits weren't new and fresh!

And that's not how it is at all! I have the best zoos in the world because they only serve vegetarian meal plans to the animals! It's true!

[ukrajina]

W-what's wrong with eating meat?

OH OH OH. I want to see her pitchfork so he can stab people with that. 8D

[mansae]

It's bad for the environment!

xD but that'd be meaannnnn

[ukrajina]

...It is?!
I-I didn't know that...

It'd be epiiiiiic! :D

[mansae]

That's why you need to help me punish everybody who eats meat!

[ Offers a fork ]

[i_am_a_nation]

[Have a happy little Sea-kun eating a wonderful, American-made, McDonald's cheeseburger]

[mansae]

[ HOW COULD YOU BETRAY YOUR ANIKI-ANIKI LIKE THIS!? ]

[ He approaches, waving his fork in Sealand's face and stealing away the cheeseburger. He chucks the cheeseburger to the side. ]

Eating meat is wrong!

[ He looms over his first victim in a very Swedish manner. He lifts up his fork, crying a little. Poor sacrificial victim...! This is just like a Korean drama. ]

Sorry late post is so late, Mansae! Extenuating circumstances had me busy. ;-;

[i_am_a_nation]

Hey! That's not meat! That's a CHEESEBURGER!

No prob! Feel free to call me Ria, s'cool~ :D

[mansae]

The cheese is on the meat! You can't eat it! Unless it has bulgogi on it!