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Aug 21, 2009 00:55

[ On this episode of All My Nations, one superpower and one small colony are outside your headquarters next to a large bucket of baseballs, armed with a wooden bat and a catcher's glove when-- ]

CRASH!

[ right through your window. You can hear shouting, very enthusiastically, coming from the larger of the two. ]Wowwwww, that one went a long way ( Read more... )

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bbbunnation August 21 2009, 05:04:19 UTC

I bwoke the gwass! Is that bad?

usa_fuckyeah August 21 2009, 05:05:52 UTC

Nah, don't worry about that! We can always replace that later! But, I mean, you only got to the fifth floor-- wanna bet I can get to the sixth floor?

bbbunnation August 21 2009, 05:13:08 UTC

You can get it HIGHER?!

usa_fuckyeah August 21 2009, 05:14:46 UTC

Ha ha ha ha, if I put my mind to it, I bet I can get it to the moon!

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mansae August 21 2009, 06:00:38 UTC

Oh nooo! Not my window! Who did that!?

[ Korea appears at his window and points down at the obviously guilty party ]

You better fix this up right away!

/SCREAM 1/3 iseeunicorns August 21 2009, 07:38:16 UTC

[ Oh he's just sitting here by the window, drinking his tea... listening to some nice classical music by Beethoven that he snagged off Austria's CD collection... ]

iseeunicorns August 21 2009, 07:40:20 UTC

[ And it's a good thing he glances out and sees-- HOLY FUCK HIS BABY WITH A BAT and the git who gave it to him-- thank goodness he sees them in time because he can actually protect the tea set and-- ]

CRASH!!!

[ Well there goes England, CRASHING TO THE FLOOR AND HIS POOR TEACUP COLLAPSING ON HIS HEAD. ]

iseeunicorns August 21 2009, 07:42:27 UTC

[ OW HELLO THERE YOUR MAJESTY WHAT ARE YOU DOING-- wait gah.

Getting up now, grabbing your damn ball and nursing the poor lump on his head with a free hand, going over to yell at you wankers ]

America, you wanker!! Are you trying to kill me?!

theoddchild August 21 2009, 16:53:10 UTC

[Was walking by, fishing pole in hand]

You shouldn't be teaching him that way, you know. The owners of those windows are going to come down here and kill you.

1/2 we_conquered August 22 2009, 20:30:08 UTC

[ And guess who got the next ball slashed through like an awesome matrix dude? ]

we_conquered August 22 2009, 20:31:15 UTC

[ Staring at it.

Then looking at you kids. ]

... is this an attempt at conquest? It's a rather shoddy one, to say the least.