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usa_fuckyeah in foreignrelation

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Nov 08, 2009 00:04

[ It's late at night, peaceful in the Headquarters, where, presumably, everyone else is asleep. All of a sudden, though-- ]

BANG!!

CRASH!!

[ A gunshot and what sounds like pieces of ceiling falling to the floor on the second floor are heard. Really loudly. But perhaps not as loudly as the proceeding strangled yell. Then, it's silent for a few ( Read more... )

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1/2 iseeunicorns November 8 2009, 05:17:16 UTC

What in the devil's--

[ HE'S AWAKE, IT'S NOT EXACTLY NIGHT TIME IN GMT HOURS. SO HE'S MAKING HIS WAY UP AND THROWING THE DOOR OPEN ]

iseeunicorns November 8 2009, 05:18:54 UTC

[ And when he sees who it is... ]

...

...

YOU BLOODY WANKER, WHAT IN BLAZES HAVE YOU DONE? PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO REST, YOU KNOW!

[ Saying this in the most suitable volume, of course. Not. ]

usa_fuckyeah November 8 2009, 05:21:08 UTC

I was just cleaning my gun! It wasn't my fault that it slipped!

iseeunicorns November 8 2009, 05:26:06 UTC

Everything is your fault if it's not France's, you lummox!! You do realize how expensive repairs will be for that, don't you?!

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needsmoar_sushi November 8 2009, 05:17:55 UTC

[I HEARD LOUD NOISES THAT DISTRACTED ME FROM MY ANIMU]

usa_fuckyeah November 8 2009, 05:19:38 UTC

[ WILL ANOTHER GUNSHOT MAKE YOU COME UP AND INVESTIGATE? 'CUZ IT JUST HAPPENED. ]

..... Oops.

needsmoar_sushi November 8 2009, 05:20:40 UTC

A-America-san?

usa_fuckyeah November 8 2009, 05:22:16 UTC

A-ahahaha ha ha haha ha, Japan! I was just... cleaning my gun!

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bbbunnation November 8 2009, 05:21:52 UTC

[That was a heck of a lot louder than America's mini-me had been expecting. And he seems to have disappeared from the room. However, the shaking bundle underneath the bed with the blanket trail would suggest otherwise.]

That was so loud.

usa_fuckyeah November 8 2009, 05:23:38 UTC

[ I KNOW WHERE YOU WENT-- I CAN SEE YOU ]

Heyyy, little guy, it's okay! I got this all under control, okay?

bbbunnation November 8 2009, 05:26:18 UTC

[Whimpering noises]

It was scawy...

usa_fuckyeah November 8 2009, 05:31:58 UTC

It's okay! There aren't any weird monsters or anything in there! And you're okay, yeah? Right-- of course you are!

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vital_rose November 8 2009, 05:24:16 UTC

Qu'est-ce qui s'est passé dans le monde?

usa_fuckyeah November 8 2009, 05:25:42 UTC

Huh? I can't understand what you're saying, man-- speak English!

vital_rose November 8 2009, 05:33:17 UTC

What did you do now?

usa_fuckyeah November 8 2009, 05:36:07 UTC

I-it's all okay! I got this under control, France! If I can take care of Hurricane Katrina, I can do anything!

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we_conquered November 8 2009, 05:28:22 UTC

. . .

[ Someone is peeking around the destruction you caused. He's sensing something off here. ]

... there's something here.

1/2 usa_fuckyeah November 8 2009, 05:33:25 UTC

Well, yeah, there's something here! I mean, look at all this!

usa_fuckyeah November 8 2009, 05:34:02 UTC

But it's okay! This isn't even half as bad as Hurricane Katrina, no biggie!

we_conquered November 8 2009, 05:53:15 UTC

[ He's not even going to pretend to know what you're talking about, whippersnapper. Instead, he's going to climb up like the wild man he is and get on level three. And now looking down at you. ]

You'd best come unarmed, boy. This place doesn't want your violence here.

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