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[canadaaaa]

T-tenth best? Tenth?! Wow, ahaha, I, ah -- I don't know what to say.

My -- pfffffft -- condolances to the bottom ten!

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[coldtothebone]

Congrats.

[ Glad he didn't place anywhere on this, too embarrassing yo. ]

[canadaaaa]

Ah, thanks.

[ Aaaaawkward pause as he quickly scans the results to see if you're on there and -- oh, even more awkward, you haven't. ]

So, uh...

[coldtothebone]

[ It's cool, we're still friends. ]

How've those boats been working for you?

[canadaaaa]

They're just swell, thanks! How've you been holding up? Need any changes in shipments, or anything?

[ponyplanes]

I'm not even on that list! Like, what gives??

[canadaaaa]

I dunno! Maybe you're #11?

[ He'd be happy with 11 too, so it isn't really an insult... ]

[ponyplanes]

That's, like, double number ones, right? That would mean I'm totally too good to show on that list.

[canadaaaa]

Wh -- Yeah, you... have to be kept a secret, eh? For national security or something.

[back_in_my_days]

Heh heh, I need a copy of this to show to Germania...

[we_conquered]

[ He's reading it already, Rome. ]

... and this matters to people?

[back_in_my_days]

Of course it matters~

And don't try to pretend you're 'above such nonsense'-- I know the truth.

[we_conquered]

I didn't say I was.

But I've never heard you complain about my scent before. Would this really apply to me at all?

[iseeunicorns]

[ WHAT THE BOLLOCKS IS THIS ]

[canadaaaa]

[ OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD ]

H-h-hi!! England!! Lovely weather, eh?!?

[ OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD ]

[iseeunicorns]

[ Just giving you an unamused look. ]

Tenth best? That frog's certainly not wasting his time with you, is he?

YOU SAW NOTHING

[canadaaaa]

[ BLINKS, this does not compute... ]

Wh-what's that supposed to mean?!

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[vital_rose]

[Reading over the article]