it's for your own good, they always say!

[iseeunicorns]

[ He's arguing on the phone in his office at HQ, drop by at your leisure and pick on him give him a cup of tea steal his internet see what he's yelling about.

You've heard the news, digital law is becoming strict in the UK. Help England realise this is a bad idea! ]

For the last time already, if you have any bloody bright ideas, then tell them!

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[liechtentan]

[ When people are shouting, that usually means that you do not speak to them. Big Brother lesson number 14. Instead, she walks in, places a pot of tea down and attempts to leave unscathed. ]

[iseeunicorns]

[ He's got his arms crossed and chair turned and is still grumping-- but when he smells the tea, he blinks.

And turns the chair around, just nearly missing that retreating figure, and stands up quickly! ]

Liechtenstein? Where are you running off to?

[liechtentan]

Oh, England. You saw me.

[ Quick, excuse time--- ]

Vegetables! There are some in the garden. I need to collect them.

[iseeunicorns]

[ One glance to the teapot, then back at her. He has cups and a tray all ready, but he frowns when he hears that. ]

Stop right there. It's winter. Unless you've started an indoor garden, I highly doubt your crazy brother will want you freezing your fingers out there.

[cymru_am_bith]

[ totally listening in and smoking near your fancy "non-smoking" zone. ]

WORSE THAN AMERICA. GYAAAAH.

[iseeunicorns]

[ STILL ANGRILY SEWING until he sneezes. ]

What the devil--

[ Oh he sees you there. ]

Please, do be a little more inconsiderate, I don't think I'm feeling quite as asphyxiated as I ought to be just yet!

I TOLD YOU.

[cymru_am_bith]

[ Your passive-aggression attack is deflected! Still smoking, now stepping INTO the office ]

The bloody 'ell're ye doin', tosser? Makin' a ruckus, are ye?

[iseeunicorns]

[ He'd stick his tongue out at you if he was, you know, younger. ]

It's not me making a ruckus, it's those bloody protesters insisting that I do something about that internet mess! It's not like I wanted it in the first place!

[needsmoar_sushi]

[oh you]

[iseeunicorns]

[ WHADDYA WANT WAIFU I'M SEWING. ]

...

[ Looks over his shoulder. ]

What are you lingering there for, Japan?

[needsmoar_sushi]

Ah... I heard yelling.

[iseeunicorns]

[ No, really? ]

There's nothing to worry about. Wankers, the lot of them--

[ Yes, this is an invitation to come on in, Japan. ]

[wifeindenial]

[Yelling is never good, and being just a bit too curious, Finland peers around the door frame and speaks softly after a few moments of silence.]

If you want tea, I could always make you some....!

[He's not a housewife at heart, really. Also, please ignore the confetti in his hair.]

[iseeunicorns]

[ For now he will, since he's not looking up. ]

There isn't any in the kitchen. Unless you intend to make some up--

[ Pause. Peering over his shoulder. ]

Do you know where the tea is?

[wifeindenial]

I have a bit extra in my room, actually. It may not be the kind you like, and it's in bags instead of loose, but it helps me fall asleep at night when I'm anxious. Really, I could make some for you if you want it!

[iseeunicorns]

Better than nothing, at this rate.

[ Still sewing. ]

But I have no intention of falling asl-- Ouch!

[ Hello, pricked finger! What will you do, Finland? ]

[theoddchild]

[Looks in]

It's rather loud in here.

whoops what is grammar

[coldtothebone]

[ May or may not have been eavesdropping, his interest in technology-- computers and internet servers especially-- has been pretty keen lately. ]

He was talking about digital laws, wasn't he?

[theoddchild]

More like fighting over them. But then the British Isles seems to have a hard time doing anything without at least one fight.

[coldtothebone]

Ah, I guess.

...I wonder if he'd need to rent server space.