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reapplying to college is hard work.
i hate writing essays.
I now work with this girl, who I tried not to judge, but she's your typical "girly-girl." She has blond hair, blue eyes, super tan, too much makeup, stupid mall clothes. I tried being really nice to her, I did. BUT SHE IS SUCH A MORON. I cannot take it. First off, she wears leather. Then, upon hearing that I was a vegan, she asked me a zillion questions, which I don't mind. I like when people are curious and want information. BUT GOD.
Well, she was like "I guess I'm kind of a vegetarian."
How are you kind of a vegetarian?
"I eat like chicken and fish every once and a while, but I mean, I have no intentions of being a vegetarian."
Uh..no. not the way that works.
Trying to be a veg and slipping up once and awhile, whatever, but no.
Then she was like, "OHHH I want ALL my stuff tested on animals before I use it. I don't want to get cancer or anything."
Well, a good way to get cancer is to eat meat full of steroids and chemicals and crap food like cheese, and smoke, and tan waaaay too much, and drink too much, and smother chemicals on your face and hair.
"It's not like they test on real animals (REAL ANIMALS? WHAT THE FUCK?!) just like mice and shit."
Uh no. they test on chimpanzees (which are smarter than she is) and rabbits and dogs and they don't give a fuck.
"I could never stop wearing makeup just because of that."
Guoshajdhaldashd
"what do you eat anyways?"
lots of stuff. basically what you eat sans meat and dairy and honey and eggs.
"if you eat salads all the time, why aren't you super skinny?"
first off, bitch. second off, i'm at a healthy weight. i'm not even considered overweight at all. not even close. third, i eat wayyyy more than just salads.
she's just such a moron and it's killing me.
in other news, this is the "salad" i ate last night because apparently that's all vegans eat.
LOOOOOOK AT THAT. yumyumyumyum! dustin and i decided since we both had the day off to make fat kid food snacks and watch movies all day.
here's what we ate/made:
black bean and corn salsa
guac! best ever!
chili "cheese" dip = veg black bean chili + "cream cheese"
ground "beef" with fajita seasoning, onions, and mushrooms
veg refried beans with "sour cream" and tomatoes
SERIOUSLY THE BEST THING EVER.
I HAVE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN.
plus! we're going out with my manager tonight because she's moving and we're going to a mexican restaurant with vegan options!
SO GOOD.
P.S. I'VE DECIDED THAT I'M MOVING TO PITTSBURGH SERIOUSLY. I'M APPLYING TO PITT TODAY, AND I NEED HOUSEMATES. ANYONE WANT TO MOVE IN WITH ME? AND EAT YUMMY VEGAN FOOD AND HAVE FUN ALL THE TIME?
i hate writing essays.
I now work with this girl, who I tried not to judge, but she's your typical "girly-girl." She has blond hair, blue eyes, super tan, too much makeup, stupid mall clothes. I tried being really nice to her, I did. BUT SHE IS SUCH A MORON. I cannot take it. First off, she wears leather. Then, upon hearing that I was a vegan, she asked me a zillion questions, which I don't mind. I like when people are curious and want information. BUT GOD.
Well, she was like "I guess I'm kind of a vegetarian."
How are you kind of a vegetarian?
"I eat like chicken and fish every once and a while, but I mean, I have no intentions of being a vegetarian."
Uh..no. not the way that works.
Trying to be a veg and slipping up once and awhile, whatever, but no.
Then she was like, "OHHH I want ALL my stuff tested on animals before I use it. I don't want to get cancer or anything."
Well, a good way to get cancer is to eat meat full of steroids and chemicals and crap food like cheese, and smoke, and tan waaaay too much, and drink too much, and smother chemicals on your face and hair.
"It's not like they test on real animals (REAL ANIMALS? WHAT THE FUCK?!) just like mice and shit."
Uh no. they test on chimpanzees (which are smarter than she is) and rabbits and dogs and they don't give a fuck.
"I could never stop wearing makeup just because of that."
Guoshajdhaldashd
"what do you eat anyways?"
lots of stuff. basically what you eat sans meat and dairy and honey and eggs.
"if you eat salads all the time, why aren't you super skinny?"
first off, bitch. second off, i'm at a healthy weight. i'm not even considered overweight at all. not even close. third, i eat wayyyy more than just salads.
she's just such a moron and it's killing me.
in other news, this is the "salad" i ate last night because apparently that's all vegans eat.
LOOOOOOK AT THAT. yumyumyumyum! dustin and i decided since we both had the day off to make fat kid food snacks and watch movies all day.
here's what we ate/made:
black bean and corn salsa
guac! best ever!
chili "cheese" dip = veg black bean chili + "cream cheese"
ground "beef" with fajita seasoning, onions, and mushrooms
veg refried beans with "sour cream" and tomatoes
SERIOUSLY THE BEST THING EVER.
I HAVE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN.
plus! we're going out with my manager tonight because she's moving and we're going to a mexican restaurant with vegan options!
SO GOOD.
P.S. I'VE DECIDED THAT I'M MOVING TO PITTSBURGH SERIOUSLY. I'M APPLYING TO PITT TODAY, AND I NEED HOUSEMATES. ANYONE WANT TO MOVE IN WITH ME? AND EAT YUMMY VEGAN FOOD AND HAVE FUN ALL THE TIME?