A long list of
"You have two cows" jokes from RationalWiki. Some highlights:
Chemistry: You have two cows. You extract the milk by grinding the cows up, dissolving them in toluene using a Soxhlet extractor, and purifying the crude milk by distilling it over sodium. Your yield is 14.5%.
Pure Mathematics: After a careful proof, you can state that
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