humor me, yo

http://kevan.org/johari?name=jennmonster

here's to another year of drinking and debauchery.

happy birthday to the best girl ever.

( Jenn is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature. )

do you ever IM yourself and leave the window open to remind yourself to do something later?

i do.

have yourself a merry little christmas
let your heart be light
from now on our troubles
will be out of sight

rumor has is that darren aronofsky is going to direct an episode of lost.

last time i checked, memoirs of a geisha was about a japanese girl. so why are the two female leads played by non-japanese?

oh, thats right. all asians are the same and interchangeable.

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watching anime and and liking the fashion and taking intro language classes does not make you asian. it does not make asians respect you or accept you as their own ( Read more... )

overheard in new york

Girl #1: I'd offer to set you up with him, but you're already occupied.
Girl #2: I am not occupied.
Girl #1: Please! You're so occupied, you're the Gaza Strip.
Girl #2: Don't you watch the news?--111th & Broadway ( Read more... )