It could happen

[forestdesert]

You know you've spent too much time in the lab when you start becoming territorial over your bench space. Next thing you know I'll be urinating on the walls and defecating in my own chair to warn other indigenous life forms of my presence. It could also serve as a useful deterrent to irritating co-workers who encroach on my territory and use the

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[loo]

Slow-onset insanity. It happened to me in college - now I'm just a post-graduate freak that understands higher math and doesn't qualify for a job in a porn shop.

At least I know I'm not alone.

[amphioxus]

hahahahahaha!

[enigma2578]

That would definately keep me out of your chair :)

[forestdesert]

See? Its working already.

[enigma2578]

Apparently someone has claimed the toilet seat in the computer lab as his territory....

[stochasticism]

dont forget to leave the shrunken heads or some other avatar of your vanquished foes. If the feces dont scare them maybe a nice spleen might.

LOL!

[bittercat]

Thanks for adding me. You amuse greatly! ;)

...and that would work for me, too. I probably wouldn't be too quick to meet up with you at the water cooler, either....*shudder* :P

Re: LOL!

[enigma2578]

especially if you urinated in the water cooler.

Re: LOL!

[forestdesert]

You're welcome! Thanks for adding me back.