The Dumbass Zone

[forestdesert]

People who walk in the middle of the road completely oblivious to the fact that there are cars around make driving suck. This is a road, not a fucking sidewalk, so get your ass back where it belongs. There are plenty of other places for you to walk, but YOU douchebags decide to plant your ass right in front of my car and straddle along as if it

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[radiant_eyes]

Ha, ha, ha! I couldn't stop laughing when I read this. It's too true.

[coinslot]

If only "dumbass" was kept to a zone but no,they proliferate everywhere.

It's that slow motion crawl across streets when the light turns green that bugs me about people. And you know that they stare at you from the corner of their eye as they walk past and smirk inside. I often wish I had a boxing glove on the end of a scissor mechanism like the little rascals had that I could squeeze out and it would punch them as they walk by.

I feel better now. You've performed a public service.

[enigma2578]

I've got one word for people who walk down the middle of the road: natural selection!

So, you and the feller back together, now?

Oh, and an update on my kittens... I'm going to keep one,.. the one that I had to birth because it was coming out feet-first..I guess you can say that i bonded with that one :) Erin wants one, but I'ts going to be a financial drain, because she can't afford to have it "Fixed" or get its shots, and I've told her that if she'll just take the kitten, then when its time, I'll take care of all of that for her. THat leaves two to be given away. I think that this afternoon I'm going to place their bed on the porch for a few hours so that "mommy" can get out of the house... SHe's been going crazy lately.. scratching at the door.. meowing at the window.. she hates being pinned up inside like this, and I've not let her out since te kittens were born on sunday.

[enigma2578]

make that two words :)

[gravenimages]

in the words of his holiness frank zappa: "i'm not black but there's a whole lot of times i wish i could say i'm not white .. " yeah .. i sometimes define myself by what i'm not too ..
it's a bit different on a bicycle .. i have actually run a person down, and it's weird .. the rotation of the front wheel actually has the effect of pulling the person down .. it's surreal .. and the victim survived, so .. perhaps a safer alternative than vehicular manslaughter :P

[alliecat76]

Hahaha! Great post :) I've pondered these kinds of asshats for sometime, myself