Armageddon

[forestdesert]

Why yes, this is the end of the world.
Thank you for your patronage.

Much gratitude to bittercat for bringing this to my attention.

Alfred Nobel is turning over in his grave as we speak. Prepare to be completely flabbergasted by what you are about to read, for this is quite possibly the greatest travesty ever to disgrace the face of science.

George W.

Comments

[ex_skratchg]

shit

us grads no longer have any hope

[loo]

You know, they could have at least awarded the crazed dildo an honorary degree in, say, art history or fly tying or some other worthless field. Science?! Good God, the man can't even tie his own shoes, you think he can even honorarily decipher the DNA structure of a reptile?

LSU has become just another hillbilly southern dipshit college in my book.

[dead_hippasus]

Jesus H. Christ on a cracker...

...as a grad student, this makes me feel dirty...like I have been used.

[ngene]

"if I were a graduate student at LSU I would be making arrangements to transfer immediately to a school with standards that preclude awarding Ph.Ds to lobotomized monkeys"

I am very, very deeply offended by that remark. As the defender of the animals' rights, I must insist that you immediately stop insulting lobotomized monkeys by comparing them to that... that... person.

Thank you, I am sure you will consider this sincere suggestion.

[_katido]

Science? What??? HUH??? That is the stupidest thing I have heard in a long time. Dubya is a fucking chimp damn it, he needs no degree, honorary or otherwise. What he needs is a banana. Shoved up his ass.