Stale Remnants of Last Week's News

[forestdesert]

A series of bizarre events have infiltrated my rather idyllic life here in Hicksville®:

1) Cher is coming to Gainesville

For those of you who are unfamiliar with the Acoustic Nightmare® that will ensue, I have provided you with a small sample of its tyranny: Share the painNow just imagine having your eardrums besieged by this cacophony of

Comments

[nexrad]

OMG, I think I busted a kidney laughing. Saff, you rock! Your biting truth-humor is way better than any foulness Cher could puke forth, you ought be on stage instead of her. Sorry that you're having to deal with such piles of twat. Cher and speed traps in one week, how awful! ... At least there's Lab Technician (tm) eh? lol

All the best. :-)

[forestdesert]

"Your biting truth-humor is way better than any foulness Cher could puke forth"

Puke forth?!! Damn I wish I had thought of that!

[nexrad]

Hey, add a (C) to it or whatnot and it's yours. lol ;-)

You got it

[forestdesert]

Puke Forth©

[ex_skratchg]

it should be BLUE dress not purple..;)

[forestdesert]

Really? I'm colorblind.

The Lawty speed trap a la G-ville?!?

[dead_hippasus]

What I don't understand is: if you advertise that there is a speed trap in your city then its no longer a speed trap is it? Did they really think that one through? You never tell the target they are in an ambush, otherwise, it isn't an ambush...anyways, I found this site rather amusing when it came to 'ambushing' the speed traps throughout Florida...

Grass Roots Speed Trap Watching

Re: The Lawty speed trap a la G-ville?!?

[forestdesert]

Well actually, they *do* advertise Waldo as a speed trap, which I found rather amusing.

Re: The Lawty speed trap a la G-ville?!?

[dead_hippasus]

What is really sad: I know someone who seems to get a speeding ticket everytime they travel through waldo/starke/lawty...you'd think that they'd get it by now, even when they drive past that rather obvious sign 'Welcome to the Lawty Speed Trap'...

Re: The Lawty speed trap a la G-ville?!?

[forestdesert]

Oh was it Lawty? I kept hearing about Waldo®, but then again I had the misfortune of driving through all three of them on my way to Jacksonville™

[coinslot]

I found this disturbingly refreshing.

I enjoy it when there is a "pecking order" in academia. This creates the bitterness necessary in life to continue. Imagine all the terms that will be created by said subordinate when referring to you for the next 30 years. I only hope this creates a cacophony of ideals that will enable this individual to be a success.

[forestdesert]

Well, I still haven't exercised my authority yet, and I probably never will. Tyrannical power-mongers just aren't my cup of tea, besides rampant despotism is more Pedagogue®'s department anyway.

[kumputer]

You sure he wasn't squatting in the bushes pointing the radar at his ass to clock the speed of his shit?

[forestdesert]

Hi Gorgeous