Don't be fooled by cheap imitations

[forestdesert]

Hey look everyone, someone decided to create a troll account for the sole purpose of impersonating me. I never knew I was that significant or interesting to complete strangers on the internet, but apparently I am. This rather half-assed, two-bit facsimile of myself has concocted a username that is just brimming with spunk and originality:

forestf0restThe

Comments

[amaltheia]

Okay, that's incredibly lame. If you're going to mock someone, why not go all out for it?

[forestdesert]

I agree. The least they could do is make some attempt to be funny, instead it was basically just a waste of keystrokes required to get there.

[agonystar]

People are so pathetic. They did the same kind of thing to my friend soyfaerie a while ago, and she got totally paranoid and freaked out about it.

The lengths some people will go to just to get my attention never ceases to amaze me. The aspirations of the incurably dull-witted, too bad the journal itself is completely devoid of comedic value. Maybe some day, young apprentice, you will be able to match the scintillating wit of yours truly, but unfortunately it probably won't happen in this lifetime.

My sentiments exactly!

[ex_skratchg]

you're a super star

[the_cazualty]

Pathetic.

[kurdy]

That's actually kinda weird. It makes me wonder if there's more than one reason for the Forrest Gump reference on their info page.