Road Warrior

[forestdesert]

For me there are three simple inventions that would eliminate 90% of the hassles associated with driving in this cesspool of idiots. The first is merely an evasive device that is designed to thwart the fascist scum parading under the badge of law enforcement.
The Radar DetectorGiven the apparent frequency of ill-fated encounters with the Alachua

Comments

[chrome_disguise]

It's comming up to Christmas... Maybe Santa will be uber nice to you and by you roof mountable rocket launcher. I know it's on my Christmas list.

[forestdesert]

I'm telling you, if Santa bought me a missile launcher for Christmas, I might almost stop hating this holiday as much as I do.

Almost.

[chrome_disguise]

I agree... It would have to be a really good missile launcher with built in microwave for me to stop hating Christmas.

[futurist_]

A MeterAid® would put me at ease, it'd also take care of those assholes who pull you over with their finebook already out.