joke

[forestdruid]

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Thanks to Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs, I present this awesomely lame joke to you:

Mike: "Why does a chicken coop only have two doors"?

Other Dude: "Hmm, I don't know".

Mike: "Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan".

Yeah, take that! =P

Comments

[ordinary]

hope you and your mom had a good Thanksgiving.

Is there any way you can hook me up with the recipe for that cranberry stuff? I miss it!

[forestdruid]

Well, there's not really a recipe. You need to find an old-fashioned meat grinder first. Take a ratio of roughly 1 bag cranberries to four whole oranges (peels and all) and feed this into the meat grinder. Add a half-cup of sugar and a touch of cinnamon. Keep the juice that drips off and mix half of it back in. Take the other half and add vodka. Drink.

Hey...did you hear that Holly's cat ate a ball of yarn?

[fuzzyscribble]

Had a litter of mittens!

*hahaha*