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[foretastes]

( phone; attempted filter away from all male characters. all of them. except the filter has failed. )

[Terezi sounds utterly dismayed on the phone today. Her voice is full of devastation; there is no one more tragic than her right now. No one. She has all the tragedy. All of it.]Hello, ladies of the species, whatever species you are, which I am

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[spaceshadowfax]

I fail to see why it's such a problem. If it happened in the past few days, it's not as if either of you were in your right mind.

[foretastes]

But I can't stop thinking about it! Okay, well, mostly I can't stop thinking about what an awful person I was the past few days, but the nubhonking is up there.

[dreambubbly]

Okay, let me see if I'm glubbing this right. You wanted - let's call him boy A - to touch them first, I'm guessing due to red feelings, but you are waxing black for boy B, who actually did? That is tricky, but if A knows you're black for B, then I think he'll understand? I think.

...wait, wait, I'm glubbing ahead of the current. You let someone touch your chest nubs? Oh my cod! How scandalous~

[foretastes]

Ssshhhhhh! Feferi, this is not a gossiping matter! I am in true distress here!

[HUFFS]

[dreambubbly]

I'm not gossiping much! Just wondering, that's all!

And didn't the 'hey just tell A you're all black for B' help any?

[foretastes]

That's the thing! I do not even know if I'm right and properly black for him. I suddenly understand nothing, except I have not understood much for a while.

Plus it's- [WHISPERS] It's Karkat and Gamzee we're talking about here.

[forever_cheery]

[Being a ghost, and totally forgetting what it was like to be a living creature until arriving in Mayfield just a few months ago, Aurora is the worst person to be giving advice. But that doesn't mean she's not going to try, damnit.]

Oh, um, well... You should... do what feels right! If you feel like you betrayed the other boy, then you should tell him, right? Honesty is important!

[foretastes]

I should. And I even think he'll understand!

But I wanted it to be special.

[look, over-the-chest-chaste-boob-touching is important for six-sweep-olds.]

[forever_cheery]

Mistakes happen. Especially when it comes to emotions. But that doesn't mean things can't be made right again. It sounds like you don't even like this first boy much. I think what you need to do is listen to your heart!

[foretastes]

I don't like him!

Well, I do. I like to not like him. But then I genuinely do like him, even though I sort of hate him, too. [..........wow that was confusing.]

[wrenchnruffles]

I think you should probably try talkin' to both boys. It's easier when everyone knows what's goin' on.

[foretastes]

It's sorta complicated, 'cause they're also moi- [oh, right, what's the human term for this-] Um, super-duper-best-friends-forever.

[wrenchnruffles]

Oh...that does make it trickier. And you don't want to go makin' 'em angry at each other.

[foretastes]

Yeah! It makes everything way too close for comfort and then there are quadrants and bluh bluh I've never really even bothered with those before.

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[hontobakabaka]

Is this one of those romance things like a first kiss or something? I never quite understood that and in all honesty don't feel I've missed anything. Perhaps it would be best to simply look over this logically and then see what is in your best interest and most possible?

[foretastes]

Oh, sort of. It is a little more than a first kiss. It is special! Significant.

[hontobakabaka]

I'm told it is for girls that have those to touch.

Love is always a complicated thing that I never quite understood. Let me try and think of what Yurika would have said, she was somewhat of the self professed expert on the Nadesico.

[foretastes]

Yuri-who on the Nade-what?