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[foretastes]

( phone; attempted filter away from all male characters. all of them. except the filter has failed. )

[Terezi sounds utterly dismayed on the phone today. Her voice is full of devastation; there is no one more tragic than her right now. No one. She has all the tragedy. All of it.]Hello, ladies of the species, whatever species you are, which I am

Comments

[admiresclocks]

I'm not sure I really understand what's goin' on here, but it sounds like someone took something from you that you were savin' for someone else, right?

[Disclaimer: Clubs Deuce is an idiot. Bad advice in 3... 2... 1...]

In that case, all you gotta to do is take something from him. That'll even the score!

[foretastes]

Yes, that's exactly it!

Now I must consider what I should take.

[admiresclocks]

It's gotta be something important enough to matter, but not so much that it gets you in hot water to take it.

[foretastes]

I can handle a little hot water! It is more exciting when things are dangerous.

[ironicjournal]

Kick his ass.

[foretastes]

I should! I would like to drub the hell out of him, but most of the time hitting him is like kicking a tiny barkbeast.

[ironicjournal]

Guessin' you don't mean the tree kind.

[foretastes]

I guess the human word is 'puppy'.

[adropofjupiter]

[Two questions after Marisa thinks about this for a second.]

Hey... are you a troll, ze? And what do you mean by 'spongeless idiot'?

[foretastes]

Yes, I am! How did you know! [Terezi it was obvious...]

I mean he does not use his think pan.

[adropofjupiter]

[Aside from being obvious...]

Oh, I'm one of Feferi's friends, ze. Name's Marisa Kirisame. What's yours?

And is that really all being a spongeless idiot is? Not using his brain would just make him an idiot in my book. You made it sound like it was something special. [She sounds slightly disappointed.]

[foretastes]

I am Terezi Pyrope!

I dunno! Do you know any guys that spend all day eating shit that makes them stupid?

[suckers]

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[stealsluck]

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Gog, I am so disgusted right now, Pyrope. Like BLAAAAAAAARGH there goes my protein chute!!!!! I am choking on the smell of your dirty undergarments that you have just aired all over the place! Seriously, think about how uncomfortable you're making everyone here!!!!!!!!

[foretastes]

Oh, sorry! I should have said 'ladies but not spiderbitches'! What would you know about nubtouching anyway?! You are probably just jealous!

Green! Yes. Your voice smells so green. Not blue at all but green as a green-eyed envybeast.